{"id":2087,"date":"2016-07-25T00:33:31","date_gmt":"2016-07-25T07:33:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=2087"},"modified":"2016-07-25T00:33:31","modified_gmt":"2016-07-25T07:33:31","slug":"melania-or-caitlyn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2016\/07\/25\/melania-or-caitlyn\/","title":{"rendered":"Melania or Caitlyn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In these troubled times when you don&#8217;t know who to trust, let me assure you that I, <strong>Billy Masters<\/strong>, have written each and every word of this column every week for over two decades.\u00a0 Why, I was just telling my children <strong>Sasha <\/strong>and <strong>Malia <\/strong>about how this started &#8211; when their father and I were community activists in Chicago.\u00a0 Hold on.\u00a0 I might be channeling my inner <strong>Michelle Obama<\/strong>, something we all do occasionally. \u00a0Who could blame <strong>Melania<\/strong> for that.\u00a0 Plus, Melania\/Malia &#8211; they&#8217;re very similar!\u00a0 While the hopeful First Lady is trying to find her way, might I suggest a niche which may fit her to a T: she can be the first First Lady to have intentionally posed topless! \u00a0Oh, sure, <strong>Jackie Kennedy <\/strong>was a <em>Hustler<\/em> centerfold, but at least Melania had the good sense to get paid for it.\u00a0 Unless someone can prove me wrong with photos of a spread-eagle <strong>Eleanor Roosevelt <\/strong>(a sight precious few would ever want to see), I think Melania&#8217;s place in history is secured.\u00a0 Am I the only one to note her resemblance to <strong>Caitlyn Jenner<\/strong>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In these troubled times when you don&#8217;t know who to trust, let me assure you that I, Billy Masters, have written each and every word of this column every week for over two decades.\u00a0 Why, I was just telling my children Sasha and Malia about how this started &#8211; when their father and I were<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2087","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2087","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2087"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2087\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2093,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2087\/revisions\/2093"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2087"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2087"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2087"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}