{"id":2098,"date":"2016-07-25T00:43:00","date_gmt":"2016-07-25T07:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=2098"},"modified":"2016-07-25T00:43:00","modified_gmt":"2016-07-25T07:43:00","slug":"does-zayn-suck-dick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2016\/07\/25\/does-zayn-suck-dick\/","title":{"rendered":"Does Zayn Suck Dick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our <strong><em>Ask Billy <\/em><\/strong>question comes from <strong>Sander <\/strong>in Illinois: <em>&#8220;A friend of mine just showed me a video of <strong>Zayn Malik <\/strong>(formerly of <\/em><strong>One Direction<\/strong><em>) sucking dick.\u00a0 It sure looks legit to me.\u00a0 Thoughts?&#8221;<br \/>\n<\/em><br \/>\nLooks real to me, too.\u00a0 And the woefully overworked <em>Filth2Go <\/em>forensic examiners have told me that no editing or altering has been done to the footage.\u00a0 But our legal team wants me to make it clear that we cannot say without any doubt that this is Zayn.\u00a0 We can say, however, that if you&#8217;d like to see someone who appears to be Zayn sucking on what appears to be an enormous dick (and sucking it rather enthusiastically), then go to <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"filth\">BillyMasters.com<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our Ask Billy question comes from Sander in Illinois: &#8220;A friend of mine just showed me a video of Zayn Malik (formerly of One Direction) sucking dick.\u00a0 It sure looks legit to me.\u00a0 Thoughts?&#8221; Looks real to me, too.\u00a0 And the woefully overworked Filth2Go forensic examiners have told me that no editing or altering has<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2098","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2098","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2098"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2098\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2099,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2098\/revisions\/2099"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2098"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2098"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2098"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}