{"id":2123,"date":"2016-08-08T02:12:44","date_gmt":"2016-08-08T09:12:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=2123"},"modified":"2016-08-08T02:12:44","modified_gmt":"2016-08-08T09:12:44","slug":"tonga-steals-the-show","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2016\/08\/08\/tonga-steals-the-show\/","title":{"rendered":"Tonga Steals The Show"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I must admit, I enjoy the summer <strong><em>Olympics <\/em><\/strong>primarily because we get to see really hot guys in almost no clothing.\u00a0 Even the <em>Parade of Nations <\/em>wasn&#8217;t exempt from that.\u00a0 The Tongan flag bearer (sporting a bare torso) stole the hearts of women and gay men everywhere.\u00a0 <strong>Pita Nikolas Taufatofua<\/strong>, a 6&#8217;3&#8243;, 32-year-old athlete, will compete in taekwondo.\u00a0 He was slathered with copious amounts of coconut oil.\u00a0 &#8220;In Tonga, it&#8217;s traditional.\u00a0 In any sort of event we use coconut oil,&#8221; said Taufatofua.\u00a0 Interestingly enough, he was actually born in Australia.\u00a0 Although he lives in Brisbane, he wanted to compete for the country of his father &#8211; where, methinks, he&#8217;d have far less competition.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I must admit, I enjoy the summer Olympics primarily because we get to see really hot guys in almost no clothing.\u00a0 Even the Parade of Nations wasn&#8217;t exempt from that.\u00a0 The Tongan flag bearer (sporting a bare torso) stole the hearts of women and gay men everywhere.\u00a0 Pita Nikolas Taufatofua, a 6&#8217;3&#8243;, 32-year-old athlete, will<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2123"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2123\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2124,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2123\/revisions\/2124"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}