{"id":2127,"date":"2016-08-08T02:15:02","date_gmt":"2016-08-08T09:15:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=2127"},"modified":"2016-08-08T02:15:02","modified_gmt":"2016-08-08T09:15:02","slug":"bloom-and-bieber-in-the-buff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2016\/08\/08\/bloom-and-bieber-in-the-buff\/","title":{"rendered":"Bloom and Bieber in the Buff"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some celebrated men were having a devil of a time keeping their clothes on.\u00a0 First we had <strong>Orlando Bloom <\/strong>paddle boarding with paramour <strong>Katy Perry <\/strong>in Sardinia.\u00a0 First, let me thank Mr. Bloom &#8211; whether by design or simply happenstance &#8211; for at least providing us with a semi-fluffed penis.\u00a0 It&#8217;s the little things, you understand.\u00a0 Really it&#8217;s his entire body (and that ass) which made it for me &#8211; you can see for yourself on\u00a0<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"filth\">BillyMasters.com<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Not to be outdone, <strong>Justin Bieber <\/strong>risked overexposure to the sun (to say nothing of the <em>Zika <\/em>virus) by hiking <em>in flagrante<\/em>.\u00a0 While I find the Beebs to be much ado about nothing, it&#8217;s my job is to tell you where you can see him in the buff &#8211; which I will admit his body is.\u00a0 And that place would be our website.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some celebrated men were having a devil of a time keeping their clothes on.\u00a0 First we had Orlando Bloom paddle boarding with paramour Katy Perry in Sardinia.\u00a0 First, let me thank Mr. Bloom &#8211; whether by design or simply happenstance &#8211; for at least providing us with a semi-fluffed penis.\u00a0 It&#8217;s the little things, you<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2127","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2127","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2127"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2127\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2128,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2127\/revisions\/2128"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}