{"id":2154,"date":"2016-08-22T01:51:47","date_gmt":"2016-08-22T08:51:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=2154"},"modified":"2016-08-22T01:51:47","modified_gmt":"2016-08-22T08:51:47","slug":"lochtes-new-word-and-old-hair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2016\/08\/22\/lochtes-new-word-and-old-hair\/","title":{"rendered":"Lochte’s New Word and Old Hair"},"content":{"rendered":"

All hell broke loose in Rio, and you surely don’t need me to recap what Ryan Lochte <\/strong>refers to as his “immature tantics”!\u00a0 But a key part of this kerfuffle has gotten lost in the shuffle – and it’s a part I can definitely identify with.\u00a0 The whole thing got started because Lochte’s mother has loose lips!\u00a0 OK, she didn’t ask to sit next to Streisand, but she’s the first one who told reporters Ryan had been held up at gunpoint.\u00a0 Why Ryan told his mother this fib is a mystery – I suspect he was trying to cover up why he was out so late and came home drunk (something else I’m sure we can all relate to).\u00a0 Once all is said and done, there are only two important points: 1) Ryan has finally dyed his hair back to a semi-natural color, and B) he’s still hot and we’d all fuck him – at gunpoint, if necessary!<\/p>\n

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All hell broke loose in Rio, and you surely don’t need me to recap what Ryan Lochte refers to as his “immature tantics”!\u00a0 But a key part of this kerfuffle has gotten lost in the shuffle – and it’s a part I can definitely identify with.\u00a0 The whole thing got started because Lochte’s mother has<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2154","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2154","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2154"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2154\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2155,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2154\/revisions\/2155"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}