{"id":22139,"date":"2020-09-21T00:54:39","date_gmt":"2020-09-21T07:54:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=22139"},"modified":"2020-09-21T00:54:39","modified_gmt":"2020-09-21T07:54:39","slug":"two-and-a-half-hottie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2020\/09\/21\/two-and-a-half-hottie\/","title":{"rendered":"Two and a Half Hottie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This week\u2019s <strong><em>Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong> question comes from <strong>Ashley <\/strong>in Kansas City: <em>\u201cI was watching <\/em><strong>Two and a Half Men <\/strong><em>and thought Jake\u2019s friend Eldridge was so cute.&nbsp; Whatever happened to him?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>You have a good eye, Ashley (who is of undetermined gender).&nbsp; Eldridge was played by <strong>Graham Patrick Martin<\/strong>, who had good bone structure and a great head of hair.&nbsp; He later turned up on <strong><em>The Closer<\/em><\/strong> and <strong><em>Major Crimes<\/em><\/strong> as Rusty, a teenage hustler.&nbsp; Although straight in real life, he enjoys most of his same-sex scenes \u2013 with one exception.&nbsp; \u201cWhat took me back was that I\u2019d never felt a beard on my face.&nbsp; I said, \u2018Bro, if you don\u2019t shave that thing, I\u2019m making sure they never write a kissing scene for us again!\u2019\u201d&nbsp; That would be a shame, since Graham has grown up to be quite a looker \u2013 who is not afraid to show some skin, as you can see on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><strong><u>BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>When half a man is better than no man at all, it\u2019s definitely time to end yet another column.&nbsp; I don\u2019t typically settle for less than two men at a time\u2026but there\u2019s a pandemic going on.&nbsp; Thank God for <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"filth\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> \u2013 the site that always has some spare studs hanging around.&nbsp; If you\u2019re hung and horny, write to <strong><a href=\"mailto:Billy@BillyMasters.com\">Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>, and I promise to get back to you before the <em>Supreme Court <\/em>vacancy is filled by <strong>Judge Judy<\/strong>!&nbsp; So, until next time, remember, one man&#8217;s filth is another man&#8217;s bible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This week\u2019s Ask Billy question comes from Ashley in Kansas City: \u201cI was watching Two and a Half Men and thought Jake\u2019s friend Eldridge was so cute.&nbsp; Whatever happened to him?\u201d You have a good eye, Ashley (who is of undetermined gender).&nbsp; Eldridge was played by Graham Patrick Martin, who had good bone structure and<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22139"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22139\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22140,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22139\/revisions\/22140"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}