{"id":2263,"date":"2016-10-03T05:41:26","date_gmt":"2016-10-03T12:41:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=2263"},"modified":"2016-10-03T05:41:26","modified_gmt":"2016-10-03T12:41:26","slug":"prince-charming-shocker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2016\/10\/03\/prince-charming-shocker\/","title":{"rendered":"Prince Charming Shocker"},"content":{"rendered":"

This little meander down memory lane was not only to entertain you, but to remind you of how far we’ve come.\u00a0 Who would have thought that Will and Grace and Alexis and Fallon were all paving the way for a network devoted solely to us – a network centered around drag queens and cum-guzzling hookers.\u00a0 We’ve come a long way, baby!\u00a0 And so, with a dubious dose of pride, I report that the launch of Logo’s new season brought the fledgling network record ratings – due, in no small part, to the debut of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars<\/em><\/strong> and Finding Prince Charming<\/em><\/strong>.\u00a0 If nothing else, can’t we celebrate that this has brought Lance Bass <\/strong>his first hit in 15 years?<\/p>\n

Since we mentioned it, time for our Finding Prince Charming<\/em> update.\u00a0 And I am shocked – yes, shocked!\u00a0 I went on record saying that Paul Hollowell <\/strong>– the guy with the dead ex – would be the winner.\u00a0 WRONG!\u00a0 Paul is history.\u00a0 The die was cast when they were in the gym and Robert <\/strong>saw Paul struggling to do crunches.\u00a0 Robert was surprised – after all, Paul’s got a hot body.\u00a0 Then came Paul’s confession: “I basically told my trainer, ‘I don’t do anything with my muscles, so I don’t need something functional.\u00a0 I just need something that looks good.'”\u00a0 Truer words were never spoken.\u00a0 But Robert was taken aback – you’d think he’d be used to being taken from the back by now!\u00a0 He felt all along that Paul was very reserved and a perfectionist and would like to see him more relaxed and unguarded.\u00a0 Well, this only makes sense.\u00a0 How could someone with Robert’s colorful past (which is documented by numerous videos on our website) be with someone who is perfect?\u00a0 After the fact, Paul posted the following cryptic post online: “I didn’t realize that one of the other guys was there for one reason: to win at any cost.”\u00a0 Any guesses?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This little meander down memory lane was not only to entertain you, but to remind you of how far we’ve come.\u00a0 Who would have thought that Will and Grace and Alexis and Fallon were all paving the way for a network devoted solely to us – a network centered around drag queens and cum-guzzling hookers.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2263","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2263","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2263"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2263\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2264,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2263\/revisions\/2264"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}