{"id":2311,"date":"2016-10-24T00:20:07","date_gmt":"2016-10-24T07:20:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=2311"},"modified":"2016-10-24T00:20:07","modified_gmt":"2016-10-24T07:20:07","slug":"swallow-your-pride-and-vote","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2016\/10\/24\/swallow-your-pride-and-vote\/","title":{"rendered":"Swallow Your Pride and Vote"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>If you vote for <strong>Hillary Clinton<\/strong>, I will give you a blow job.\u00a0 And I&#8217;m good.\u00a0 I&#8217;m not a douche,<br \/>\nand I&#8217;m not a tool.\u00a0 I take my time.\u00a0 I have a lot of eye contact.\u00a0 And I do swallow.<\/em><em>&#8221;<br \/>\n<em>\u2013\u00a0<\/em><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Madonna<\/strong>.\u00a0 In a related story, Madonna also pledged to blow people who voted for <strong>Trump<\/strong>.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blow job.\u00a0 And I&#8217;m good.\u00a0 I&#8217;m not a douche, and I&#8217;m not a tool.\u00a0 I take my time.\u00a0 I have a lot of eye contact.\u00a0 And I do swallow.&#8221; \u2013\u00a0Madonna.\u00a0 In a related story, Madonna also pledged to blow people who voted for Trump.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2311","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2311","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2311"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2311\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2312,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2311\/revisions\/2312"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}