{"id":2352,"date":"2016-11-14T04:12:44","date_gmt":"2016-11-14T12:12:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=2352"},"modified":"2016-11-14T04:12:44","modified_gmt":"2016-11-14T12:12:44","slug":"not-a-billion-dollar-bush","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2016\/11\/14\/not-a-billion-dollar-bush\/","title":{"rendered":"Not a Billion Dollar Bush"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here we are, days after the election, and everyone is trying to make sense of it all.\u00a0 Since it&#8217;s my job to entertain you, let&#8217;s start with a fun fact: our new first lady, <strong>Melania Trump<\/strong>, will not be the first wife of a US president that we&#8217;ve seen naked.\u00a0 Nope, that honor goes to <em>Hustler<\/em> cover girl of August 1975, <strong>Jackie Kennedy<\/strong>.\u00a0 Prior to this explicit &#8220;spread&#8221;, some of the photos had been featured in newspapers around the world under the headline &#8220;Billion Dollar Bush&#8221;.\u00a0 Allegedly, <strong>Aristotle Onassis <\/strong>was trying to dump Jackie and tipped off photographers as to where they could catch her naked.\u00a0 He even gave them a map &#8211; to her swimming spot, not her bush!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here we are, days after the election, and everyone is trying to make sense of it all.\u00a0 Since it&#8217;s my job to entertain you, let&#8217;s start with a fun fact: our new first lady, Melania Trump, will not be the first wife of a US president that we&#8217;ve seen naked.\u00a0 Nope, that honor goes to<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2352","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2352","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2352"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2352\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2357,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2352\/revisions\/2357"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2352"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2352"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2352"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}