{"id":2358,"date":"2016-11-14T04:14:27","date_gmt":"2016-11-14T12:14:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=2358"},"modified":"2016-11-14T04:14:27","modified_gmt":"2016-11-14T12:14:27","slug":"prince-charming-reunion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2016\/11\/14\/prince-charming-reunion\/","title":{"rendered":"Prince Charming Reunion"},"content":{"rendered":"

When I look back on my life, I suspect I’ll regret every moment spent watching Logo<\/em>‘s reality dating show Finding Prince Charming<\/em><\/strong>.\u00a0 But, as a completist, I am obliged to tell you about last week’s reunion.\u00a0 First off, we found out that there was some sexual activity amongst the suitors – surprise, surprise.\u00a0 Sam confirmed that he hooked up with Chad<\/strong> on the first night.\u00a0 “I was open to love with anybody, and I was horny, and I wasn’t into Robert<\/strong>, so fair game for me, baby.\u00a0 All’s fair in love and war.\u00a0 And he loved it.”\u00a0 Chad did not confirm if he loved it, but the news didn’t surprise me.\u00a0 After all, Chad is the same guy who allegedly came onto Eric <\/strong>also on the first night.<\/p>\n

Speaking of Eric, the “winner” (a dubious distinction at best) and Robert are not a couple on any level.\u00a0 Robert said he’s moved to LA and that they are “exploring this relationship” – while poor Eric sat there like a medicated Stepford wife.\u00a0 The two barely made eye contact, didn’t hold hands, and showed almost no outward signs of affection.\u00a0 But, that’s not surprising.\u00a0 In fact, that’s been the problem with the whole show.\u00a0 The most we ever got from anyone all season was some tense, closed-mouthed kisses and a few bits of physical contact that wouldn’t be out of place in a Jane Austen <\/strong>book!\u00a0 The entire series was so sanitized and non-sexual, I really felt like it ended with Robert and Eric poised to go on a first date rather than find love.\u00a0 I daresay Robert’s previous “clients” got more affection than Eric has – but, then again, those clients paid!\u00a0 In fact, Robert’s shampoo bottle got more action, as you can see on BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When I look back on my life, I suspect I’ll regret every moment spent watching Logo‘s reality dating show Finding Prince Charming.\u00a0 But, as a completist, I am obliged to tell you about last week’s reunion.\u00a0 First off, we found out that there was some sexual activity amongst the suitors – surprise, surprise.\u00a0 Sam confirmed<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2358","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2358","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2358"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2358\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2359,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2358\/revisions\/2359"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}