{"id":2362,"date":"2016-11-14T04:20:02","date_gmt":"2016-11-14T12:20:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=2362"},"modified":"2016-11-14T04:20:02","modified_gmt":"2016-11-14T12:20:02","slug":"what-an-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2016\/11\/14\/what-an-ass\/","title":{"rendered":"What an ass!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For those of you who are ass men, there&#8217;s certainly no bigger ass than <strong>Prince Philip <\/strong>&#8211; at least, as depicted by <strong>Matt Smith <\/strong>in <strong><em>The Crown<\/em><\/strong>.\u00a0 Yes, he acts like an ass, but he&#8217;s also happy to show his off.\u00a0 Twice we&#8217;ve seen him lying face-down on the bed with his buttocks rising up like the Rock of Gibraltar.\u00a0 Oh, it most certainly is a sight to behold &#8211; as you can see on <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"filth\">BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For those of you who are ass men, there&#8217;s certainly no bigger ass than Prince Philip &#8211; at least, as depicted by Matt Smith in The Crown.\u00a0 Yes, he acts like an ass, but he&#8217;s also happy to show his off.\u00a0 Twice we&#8217;ve seen him lying face-down on the bed with his buttocks rising up<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2362","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2362","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2362"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2362\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2363,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2362\/revisions\/2363"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2362"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2362"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2362"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}