{"id":2437,"date":"2016-12-19T02:40:27","date_gmt":"2016-12-19T10:40:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=2437"},"modified":"2016-12-19T02:40:27","modified_gmt":"2016-12-19T10:40:27","slug":"jerk-off-discreetly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2016\/12\/19\/jerk-off-discreetly\/","title":{"rendered":"Jerk Off Discreetly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is it, the final installment of <strong><em>Billy&#8217;s <\/em><\/strong><strong><em>Holiday<\/em><\/strong><strong><em> Gift Giving Suggestions<\/em><\/strong>.\u00a0 Our first gift is not only fashionable but practical.\u00a0 Say you work with a particularly sexy colleague.\u00a0 In most offices, it&#8217;s frowned upon to touch yourself (or others) inappropriately.\u00a0 But that won&#8217;t be an issue if you are wearing <strong><em>The Jerk Shirt<\/em><\/strong>.\u00a0 Yes, it&#8217;s exactly what you think it is.\u00a0 This shirt has a built-in arm, so you can pleasure yourself without anyone being the wiser &#8211; although perhaps the 2.0 model should come equipped with a specimen bottle and a squeegee!\u00a0 Proving the manufacturers are thinking of everyone, the hand comes in a variety of skin tones &#8211; light, beige, tan, and dark.\u00a0 Grab one (so to speak) at <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.TheJerkShirt.com\" target=\"filth\">TheJerkShirt.com<\/a><\/strong>. \u00a0And you can see a video of it in action on <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"filth\">BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is it, the final installment of Billy&#8217;s Holiday Gift Giving Suggestions.\u00a0 Our first gift is not only fashionable but practical.\u00a0 Say you work with a particularly sexy colleague.\u00a0 In most offices, it&#8217;s frowned upon to touch yourself (or others) inappropriately.\u00a0 But that won&#8217;t be an issue if you are wearing The Jerk Shirt.\u00a0 Yes,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2437","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2437","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2437"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2437\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2438,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2437\/revisions\/2438"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2437"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2437"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2437"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}