{"id":2474,"date":"2017-01-02T02:13:46","date_gmt":"2017-01-02T10:13:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=2474"},"modified":"2017-01-02T02:13:46","modified_gmt":"2017-01-02T10:13:46","slug":"lemon-cello","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2017\/01\/02\/lemon-cello\/","title":{"rendered":"Lemon-Cello"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On <em>CNN<\/em>, <strong>Anderson Cooper <\/strong>and <strong>Kathy Griffin <\/strong>rang in the New Year for their 10th consecutive year.\u00a0 Since the 10-year anniversary is tin, Kathy attempted to cover Andy in aluminum foil!\u00a0 However, the most scandalous <em>CNN <\/em>employee was the very drunk <strong>Don Lemon <\/strong>in New Orleans.\u00a0 He had to be talked out of getting his nipple pierced on live TV, and instead opted for his ear (but later said he wanted more).\u00a0 He also made a New Year&#8217;s resolution: &#8220;I need a little more balance in my life.\u00a0 I may be open to a relationship this year.\u00a0 I wasn&#8217;t before.\u00a0 I&#8217;m a bad person to date.\u00a0 I&#8217;m not selfish, but I&#8217;m very self-centered&#8221;.\u00a0 So, any of you who are interested in a slightly self-centered newsman who may have a piercing in his nether regions, this could be your year!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On CNN, Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin rang in the New Year for their 10th consecutive year.\u00a0 Since the 10-year anniversary is tin, Kathy attempted to cover Andy in aluminum foil!\u00a0 However, the most scandalous CNN employee was the very drunk Don Lemon in New Orleans.\u00a0 He had to be talked out of getting his<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2474","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2474","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2474"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2474\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2475,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2474\/revisions\/2475"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}