{"id":2526,"date":"2017-01-23T05:00:59","date_gmt":"2017-01-23T13:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=2526"},"modified":"2017-01-23T05:00:59","modified_gmt":"2017-01-23T13:00:59","slug":"caitlyns-daring-inaugural-dresses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2017\/01\/23\/caitlyns-daring-inaugural-dresses\/","title":{"rendered":"Caitlyn’s Daring Inaugural Dresses"},"content":{"rendered":"

The most ludicrous story going around was that Trump <\/strong>might dance with Caitlyn Jenner <\/strong>at one of the Inauguration Balls<\/em>.\u00a0 This rumor had no credence, if for no reason than Jenner was not invited by Trump.\u00a0 She attended as a guest of the American United Fund<\/em>, which describes itself as “dedicated to advancing the cause of freedom for LGBT Americans by making the conservative case that freedom truly means freedom for everyone.”\u00a0 Well that clears up…actually nothing.\u00a0 Prior to the Inauguration, Caitlyn’s publicist said, “The real question is if they danced, who would lead?”\u00a0 If that’s really the question, Cait better get herself a new publicist (although I like the one she has).<\/p>\n

As luck would have it, I ran into Caitlyn at an intimate gathering just days before the inauguration.\u00a0 And, you know what?\u00a0 She’s HUGE!\u00a0 That’s a whole lotta Jenner coming at you.\u00a0 That’s Cait plus eight!\u00a0 Speaking of eight, there is absolutely no way she wears a size eight.\u00a0 Just the shoulders alone would require something from the Linda Evans Collection<\/em>.\u00a0 That said, Jenner’s a handsome woman in a taller, Madeleine Albright <\/strong>kinda way.\u00a0 She seemed to be quite charming and accessible to those who interacted with her.\u00a0 I just stood there and kinda studied her.\u00a0 If I were to make a suggestion, I’d say invest in better hair.\u00a0 The right style can really hide a myriad of problem areas.\u00a0 I once consulted with a plastic surgeon and asked him what I could do to slow down the inevitability of aging.\u00a0 He looked me up and down, said “Bangs”, and walked out of the office!<\/p>\n

For the pre-inauguration dinner, Caitlyn wore a black dress with what is being called a plunging neckline.\u00a0 But that’s really not accurate.\u00a0 It was more like plungeous interruptus<\/em>.\u00a0 In mid-plunge, a button closed the gap.\u00a0 Then the plunge continued below the button.\u00a0 I guess the button was there to give you a chance to think, “Do I really want to take this plunge?”\u00a0 My answer was decidedly no.\u00a0 The bottom of the dress was covered in fringe – please, God, let that have been fringe.\u00a0 Without question, she was the best-looking transgender former Olympian <\/em>at the dinner.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The most ludicrous story going around was that Trump might dance with Caitlyn Jenner at one of the Inauguration Balls.\u00a0 This rumor had no credence, if for no reason than Jenner was not invited by Trump.\u00a0 She attended as a guest of the American United Fund, which describes itself as “dedicated to advancing the cause<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2526","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2526","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2526"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2526\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2527,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2526\/revisions\/2527"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2526"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}