{"id":2691,"date":"2017-04-03T03:16:10","date_gmt":"2017-04-03T10:16:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=2691"},"modified":"2017-04-03T03:16:10","modified_gmt":"2017-04-03T10:16:10","slug":"ellens-gardener-nudenew-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2017\/04\/03\/ellens-gardener-nudenew-job\/","title":{"rendered":"Ellen&#8217;s Gardener Nude\/New Job"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been eons since I&#8217;ve brought you a penis, so I&#8217;m going to make up for it with two penii!\u00a0 The first comes to you courtesy of a new show, <strong><em>What Happens at The Abbey<\/em><\/strong>.\u00a0 You know what happens at this popular WeHo watering hole?\u00a0 Nothing!\u00a0 The vast majority of employees are straight.\u00a0 So are the vast majority of patrons.\u00a0 I believe <strong>Vanderpump<\/strong>&#8216;s place around the corner has more gays per square foot than <em>The Abbey<\/em>.\u00a0 We hear that <em>E! <\/em>told the bar they needed to hire more hot guys.\u00a0 So the newest staff members were &#8220;cast&#8221;.\u00a0 One of the hottest is <strong>Billy Reilich<\/strong>, previously known as <strong>Nick the Gardener <\/strong>on <strong><em>Ellen<\/em><\/strong>.\u00a0 He&#8217;s what <em>The Abbey <\/em>calls a &#8220;VIP server&#8221;.\u00a0 I call him money in the bank &#8211; at least with all those explicit nudes I have of him on <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"filth\">BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been eons since I&#8217;ve brought you a penis, so I&#8217;m going to make up for it with two penii!\u00a0 The first comes to you courtesy of a new show, What Happens at The Abbey.\u00a0 You know what happens at this popular WeHo watering hole?\u00a0 Nothing!\u00a0 The vast majority of employees are straight.\u00a0 So are<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2691","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2691","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2691"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2691\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2692,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2691\/revisions\/2692"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2691"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2691"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2691"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}