{"id":27201,"date":"2020-10-19T01:12:47","date_gmt":"2020-10-19T08:12:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=27201"},"modified":"2020-10-19T01:12:47","modified_gmt":"2020-10-19T08:12:47","slug":"tricks-or-treats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2020\/10\/19\/tricks-or-treats\/","title":{"rendered":"Tricks or Treats"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Given the ghoulish time, <strong>Elvira <\/strong>has risen from the dead.&nbsp; This is, after all, the <em>Mistress of the Dark<\/em>\u2019s busiest season \u2013 or is that the bustiest?&nbsp; Either way, Elvira\u2019s not happy with the restrictions on Halloween.&nbsp; She\u2019s expressed her ire in a little ditty called \u201cDon\u2019t Cancel Halloween\u201d, which features the following inspired lyrics: \u201cIf they cancel Halloween, \u2018cause we\u2019re still in quarantine, it would make me so mad, it would suck, it would suck so bad!\u201d&nbsp; Do they give out special <strong><em>Grammys <\/em><\/strong>for <em>Best Holiday Song<\/em>?<\/p>\n<p>A second-generation Hollywood star is joining the undead.&nbsp; <strong>Emma Roberts <\/strong>(daughter of <strong>Eric <\/strong>and niece of <strong>Julia<\/strong>) is partnering with <em>Netflix<\/em>.&nbsp; The series <strong><em>First Kill<\/em><\/strong> will be based on a short story by <strong>V.E. Schwab <\/strong>about a lesbian vampire trying to kill her way to the top.&nbsp; Problems arise when she finds herself attracted to a gal who is a vampire hunter!&nbsp; People are calling this <strong><em>The Gay Twilight<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; Funny \u2013 I thought <strong><em>Twilight<\/em><\/strong> was the gay <em>Twilight<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>You know what happens to the supernatural when their careers die?&nbsp; They end up naked and on the web.&nbsp; <strong>Tyler Posey <\/strong>\u2013 formerly of <strong><em>Teen Wolf<\/em><\/strong> \u2013 is the latest to open an <em>OnlyFans <\/em>page.&nbsp; It all started innocently enough cooking breakfast in the nude.&nbsp; Now he\u2019s showing the sausage.&nbsp; Of course, we already have it on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><strong><u>BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Given the ghoulish time, Elvira has risen from the dead.&nbsp; This is, after all, the Mistress of the Dark\u2019s busiest season \u2013 or is that the bustiest?&nbsp; Either way, Elvira\u2019s not happy with the restrictions on Halloween.&nbsp; She\u2019s expressed her ire in a little ditty called \u201cDon\u2019t Cancel Halloween\u201d, which features the following inspired lyrics:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27201","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27201","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27201"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27201\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27203,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27201\/revisions\/27203"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27201"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27201"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27201"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}