{"id":30395,"date":"2020-11-09T00:14:54","date_gmt":"2020-11-09T08:14:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=30395"},"modified":"2020-11-09T00:15:21","modified_gmt":"2020-11-09T08:15:21","slug":"conch-covers-cock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2020\/11\/09\/conch-covers-cock\/","title":{"rendered":"Conch Covers Cock"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our <strong><em>Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong> letter comes from <strong>Frankie <\/strong>in Chicago:&nbsp; <em>\u201cI can\u2019t believe you haven\u2019t talked about those new photos of <strong>Pietro Boselli<\/strong>.&nbsp; They may be his hottest ones ever.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>If you\u2019re referring to the cover of <em>King Kong Gar\u00e7on<\/em>, why would I talk about it here?&nbsp; On the other hand, you\u2019d expect me to talk about a hot guy with a huge conch.&nbsp; Oh, yes, I said \u201cconch\u201d.&nbsp; The world\u2019s hottest math teacher was photographed as Poseidon covering his cock with a conch.&nbsp; And, yes, that is the first time in 25 years I\u2019ve gotten to say that\u2026at least in print!&nbsp; To show I\u2019m not shellfish (HA!), check out the pics on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><strong><u>BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/lgdQmsBYx-w\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>When I\u2019m plunging into marine biology for a mathematician, it\u2019s definitely time to end yet another column.&nbsp; Since our Ed Asner show has been embargoed (as all newsworthy events are), I can only share one little tidbit.&nbsp; When I asked what inspires him; what keeps him going.&nbsp; He surprised me by saying he had not been looking forward to being interviewed by yours truly.&nbsp; Since this exchange occurred towards the end of two hours, I suspected there was a \u201cbut\u201d coming.&nbsp; And it\u2019s a doozy.&nbsp; You can catch a glimpse of it on&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/\">www.BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> \u2013 the site that is known to give you more than a glimpse of things (even conches).&nbsp; For your other needs, drop a note to <strong><a href=\"mailto:Billy@BillyMasters.com\">Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>, and I promise to get back to you before <em>El Presidente <\/em>concedes.&nbsp; Until next time, remember, one man\u2019s filth is another man\u2019s bible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our Ask Billy letter comes from Frankie in Chicago:&nbsp; \u201cI can\u2019t believe you haven\u2019t talked about those new photos of Pietro Boselli.&nbsp; They may be his hottest ones ever.\u201d If you\u2019re referring to the cover of King Kong Gar\u00e7on, why would I talk about it here?&nbsp; On the other hand, you\u2019d expect me to talk<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30395","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30395","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30395"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30395\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30396,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30395\/revisions\/30396"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30395"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30395"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30395"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}