{"id":3095,"date":"2017-08-28T01:02:23","date_gmt":"2017-08-28T08:02:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=3095"},"modified":"2017-08-28T01:02:23","modified_gmt":"2017-08-28T08:02:23","slug":"tigers-wood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2017\/08\/28\/tigers-wood\/","title":{"rendered":"Tiger’s Wood"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hundreds (and I do mean hundreds) of you have been writing to me asking if I have Tiger Woods<\/strong>‘ penis.  I swear, I never touched it, never wanted to.  But, you know, different strokes – HA!  Apparently some pics were stolen by a hacker who got into Hope Solo<\/strong>‘s phone (P.S.  If you’re a straight man reading this and have the chance to go anywhere near Hope’s vagina, put on a hazmat suit first).  Anyway, yes, I’ve got the photo.  Yes, I think many of you would like to see it.  So, sure, I’ll put it on BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hundreds (and I do mean hundreds) of you have been writing to me asking if I have Tiger Woods‘ penis.  I swear, I never touched it, never wanted to.  But, you know, different strokes – HA!  Apparently some pics were stolen by a hacker who got into Hope Solo‘s phone (P.S.  If you’re a straight man reading<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3095","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3095","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3095"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3095\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3096,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3095\/revisions\/3096"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3095"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3095"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3095"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}