{"id":31242,"date":"2020-11-16T01:36:01","date_gmt":"2020-11-16T09:36:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=31242"},"modified":"2020-11-16T01:36:01","modified_gmt":"2020-11-16T09:36:01","slug":"zakar-butts-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2020\/11\/16\/zakar-butts-out\/","title":{"rendered":"Zakar Butts Out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If Cohen loves Camp, he\u2019ll love our <strong><em>Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong> question.&nbsp; <strong>Danny <\/strong>in San Francisco writes, \u201c<em>Did you hear that the <\/em><strong>Zakar Twins <\/strong><em>said they\u2019d release some nude photos if Biden won?&nbsp; Well, where are they?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Actually, they promised a whole lotta things.&nbsp; Things like this: \u201cWill post nudes if (when?) Trump loses\u201d.&nbsp; They kinda modified the deal when they heard of <strong>Biden<\/strong>\u2019s win.&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cAlright, alright, a deals a deal. &nbsp;Butts out for Biden!&nbsp; You want full-frontal?&nbsp; Wait for <strong>AOC<\/strong> to take office\u201d.&nbsp; Of course, you don\u2019t want to wait.&nbsp; You just have to check out&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><strong><u>BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/a><br \/>\nWhen brothers\u2019 butts are out for Biden (or, I venture to say, anyone else who comes along), it\u2019s time to end yet another column.&nbsp; Sorry to take this week off, but I\u2019m dealing with some sticky situations \u2013 none of which concern my penis (at least, not yet).&nbsp; But there are more than enough penii for you on <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/\">www.BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> \u2013 the site that shows full-frontal with or without AOC!&nbsp; Even though I\u2019m tied up, I\u2019m never too busy to answer your questions.&nbsp; Feel free to write me at <strong><a href=\"mailto:Billy@BillyMasters.com\">Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>, and I promise to get back to you before Scott Baio gets promoted to Manager of Mugs at <em>Michael\u2019s<\/em>!&nbsp; So, until next time, remember, one man\u2019s filth is another man\u2019s bible.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If Cohen loves Camp, he\u2019ll love our Ask Billy question.&nbsp; Danny in San Francisco writes, \u201cDid you hear that the Zakar Twins said they\u2019d release some nude photos if Biden won?&nbsp; Well, where are they?\u201d Actually, they promised a whole lotta things.&nbsp; Things like this: \u201cWill post nudes if (when?) Trump loses\u201d.&nbsp; They kinda modified<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31242","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31242"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31242\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31243,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31242\/revisions\/31243"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}