{"id":3157,"date":"2017-09-17T14:15:41","date_gmt":"2017-09-17T21:15:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=3157"},"modified":"2017-09-17T14:15:41","modified_gmt":"2017-09-17T21:15:41","slug":"nude-olympics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2017\/09\/17\/nude-olympics\/","title":{"rendered":"Nude Olympics"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ve heard that the 2024&nbsp;<strong><em>Summer Olympics&nbsp;<\/em><\/strong>will be held in Paris, and the 2028&nbsp;<em>Games&nbsp;<\/em>will take place in Los Angeles &#8211; like we don&#8217;t have enough traffic.&nbsp; But many people are wondering if the&nbsp;<em>Olympics&nbsp;<\/em>have lost some of their luster.&nbsp; Attendance for the past few&nbsp;<em>Olympics&nbsp;<\/em>have been disappointing, and even TV viewership has lagged.&nbsp;&nbsp;<strong>Sam Mikulak<\/strong>,&nbsp;<em>Team USA<\/em>&#8216;s all-around gymnastic champ, has the perfect idea for turning things around &#8211; let the athletes compete shirtless!&nbsp; &#8220;People make fun of us for wearing tights.&nbsp; But if they saw how yoked we are maybe that would make a difference.&#8221;&nbsp; He&#8217;s made this suggestion before, but I&#8217;ve got an even better idea.&nbsp; Let&#8217;s get back to the&nbsp;<em>Olympics<\/em>&#8216; roots and have the athletes compete as they did in the original games &#8211; naked!&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ve heard that the 2024&nbsp;Summer Olympics&nbsp;will be held in Paris, and the 2028&nbsp;Games&nbsp;will take place in Los Angeles &#8211; like we don&#8217;t have enough traffic.&nbsp; But many people are wondering if the&nbsp;Olympics&nbsp;have lost some of their luster.&nbsp; Attendance for the past few&nbsp;Olympics&nbsp;have been disappointing, and even TV viewership has lagged.&nbsp;&nbsp;Sam Mikulak,&nbsp;Team USA&#8216;s all-around<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3157","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3157","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3157"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3157\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3158,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3157\/revisions\/3158"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}