{"id":33165,"date":"2020-11-30T00:34:40","date_gmt":"2020-11-30T08:34:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=33165"},"modified":"2020-11-30T00:34:40","modified_gmt":"2020-11-30T08:34:40","slug":"rewriting-history","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2020\/11\/30\/rewriting-history\/","title":{"rendered":"Rewriting History"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Continuing the theatre of the absurd known as the American political system, <em>El Presidente <\/em>got a rude awakening in Wisconsin.&nbsp; After spending about $3 million on a recount, he received some shocking results \u2013 <strong>Joe Biden<\/strong>\u2019s margin of victory was actually wider!&nbsp; Now, if only someone would launch an investigation into voter fraud at <strong><em>Dancing with the Stars<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; Some skullduggery was certainly afoot.<\/p>\n<p>Representative <strong>Matt Gaetz <\/strong>\u2013 you remember him, the one who revealed he adopted a \u201cson\u201d \u2013 gave <em>El Presidente <\/em>some unsolicited advice.&nbsp; \u201c<strong>President Trump <\/strong>should pardon <strong>Flynn<\/strong>, the Thanksgiving turkey, and everyone from himself, to his admin, to <strong><em>Joe Exotic <\/em><\/strong>if he has to.\u201d&nbsp; How very <em>Netflix <\/em>of him.&nbsp; And how retro of Gaetz to still be talking <strong><em>Tiger King<\/em><\/strong> when everyone else has moved onto the <strong><em>The Great British Bake Off<\/em><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>With the <strong>Trumps <\/strong>soon to be vacating the White House in a scene reminiscent of <strong><em>Pacific<\/em><\/strong> <strong><em>Heights<\/em><\/strong>, the rehabilitation of their legacy has begun.&nbsp; We now hear that <strong>Melanie <\/strong>really REALLY wanted to bathe the White House in rainbow-colored lights for <em>Pride Month<\/em>.&nbsp; Reports from two independent sources indicate that the First Lady\u2019s wishes were hindered by White House Chief of Staff, <strong>Mark Meadows <\/strong>\u2013 the same person who once swore that gay marriage would lead to a \u201cconstitutional crisis\u201d.&nbsp; Turns out, that crisis was ushered in long after gay marriage, and seems to have coincided with his boss\u2019 \u201celection\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Allegedly, <em>El Presidente <\/em>didn\u2019t want to rush <strong>Amy Coney Barrett <\/strong>onto the <em>Supreme Court<\/em>.&nbsp; That dastardly deed was dictated by <strong>Mitch McConnell<\/strong>.&nbsp; The senator\u2019s former chief of staff <strong>Josh Holmes <\/strong>(no relation) related a conversation between the <em>Senate Majority Leader <\/em>and the <em>President<\/em>.&nbsp; \u201cMcConnell told him two things.&nbsp; He said, \u2018First, I\u2019m going to put out a statement that says we\u2019re going to fill the vacancy.\u2019&nbsp; Second, he said, \u2018You\u2019ve gotta nominate Amy Coney Barrett.\u2019\u201d&nbsp; Like we didn\u2019t know who was pulling the strings.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Continuing the theatre of the absurd known as the American political system, El Presidente got a rude awakening in Wisconsin.&nbsp; After spending about $3 million on a recount, he received some shocking results \u2013 Joe Biden\u2019s margin of victory was actually wider!&nbsp; Now, if only someone would launch an investigation into voter fraud at Dancing<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33165","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33165","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33165"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33165\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33174,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33165\/revisions\/33174"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33165"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33165"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33165"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}