{"id":3376,"date":"2017-11-27T02:48:23","date_gmt":"2017-11-27T10:48:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=3376"},"modified":"2017-11-27T02:48:23","modified_gmt":"2017-11-27T10:48:23","slug":"biebers-pancakes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2017\/11\/27\/biebers-pancakes\/","title":{"rendered":"Bieber&#8217;s Pancakes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On a recent episode of&nbsp;<strong><em>Watch What Happens Live<\/em><\/strong>,&nbsp;<strong>Macklemore&nbsp;<\/strong>revealed that he has a nude painting of&nbsp;<strong>Justin Bieber<\/strong>.&nbsp; &#8220;I bought it on&nbsp;<em>Etsy&nbsp;<\/em>as a white elephant Santa gift that at the end of the night just stayed at my house.&nbsp; No one ended up taking it.&nbsp; I&#8217;m very proud of it.&nbsp; And it&#8217;s become a huge headline.&nbsp; Like Macklemore owns a naked Justin Bieber dick pancake painting.&#8221;&nbsp; And it comes in handy.&nbsp; &#8220;It goes right above my bed and whenever I&#8217;m with my wife intimately, I can always stare at it if I want to control my orgasm.&nbsp; Just slow it down.&#8221;&nbsp; What is a &#8220;dick pancake&#8221;?&nbsp; It must be seen to be believed &#8211; at&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"filth\">BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On a recent episode of&nbsp;Watch What Happens Live,&nbsp;Macklemore&nbsp;revealed that he has a nude painting of&nbsp;Justin Bieber.&nbsp; &#8220;I bought it on&nbsp;Etsy&nbsp;as a white elephant Santa gift that at the end of the night just stayed at my house.&nbsp; No one ended up taking it.&nbsp; I&#8217;m very proud of it.&nbsp; And it&#8217;s become a huge headline.&nbsp; Like<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3376","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3376","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3376"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3376\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3377,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3376\/revisions\/3377"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3376"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3376"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}