{"id":3380,"date":"2017-11-27T02:49:09","date_gmt":"2017-11-27T10:49:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=3380"},"modified":"2017-11-27T02:49:09","modified_gmt":"2017-11-27T10:49:09","slug":"faye-now-pay-later","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2017\/11\/27\/faye-now-pay-later\/","title":{"rendered":"Faye Now, Pay Later"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Time for another installment of&nbsp;<strong><em>Fayewatch<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; We haven&#8217;t heard from&nbsp;<strong>Miss Dunaway&nbsp;<\/strong>since she proclaimed&nbsp;<strong><em>La La Land<\/em><\/strong>&nbsp;the winner of&nbsp;<em>Best Picture&nbsp;<\/em>at the&nbsp;<strong><em>Oscars<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; Oh, Faye, we&#8217;ve missed you.&nbsp; But, like the phoenix of ancient Greece (which may have been her childhood pet), she has risen from the ashes.&nbsp; I missed the story about Faye getting extensions at New York&#8217;s posh&nbsp;<em>Marie Robinson Salon<\/em>.&nbsp; After the pros worked their magic on Faye&#8217;s tenuous tresses, they presented her with the bill &#8211; $3,000!&nbsp; &#8220;I&#8217;m not paying that &#8211; I can&#8217;t believe how expensive this is,&#8221; said Faye.&nbsp; Instead, Dunaway paid half &#8211; likely rationalizing that her hairline starts halfway up her scalp.&nbsp; When asked by the&nbsp;<em>New York Post<\/em>&nbsp;for a comment, she said, &#8220;I&#8217;d prefer you not run that.&nbsp; I&#8217;ve now paid the whole thing &#8211; but I will not be going back there because it is not the price they said it would be.&nbsp; So, I don&#8217;t know what to say to you except I didn&#8217;t throw a fit.&nbsp; I was just very alarmed at the amount they were charging me for the very small amount of hair work that they did.&nbsp; I am a normal human being and don&#8217;t expect special favors, but I was shocked to be charged the same I had previously paid to get what was now a hair correction.&nbsp; I felt it was very extravagant and inappropriate.&#8221;&nbsp; That&#8217;s a pretty long quote &#8211; she probably had to leave it on multiple voicemail messages!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Time for another installment of&nbsp;Fayewatch.&nbsp; We haven&#8217;t heard from&nbsp;Miss Dunaway&nbsp;since she proclaimed&nbsp;La La Land&nbsp;the winner of&nbsp;Best Picture&nbsp;at the&nbsp;Oscars.&nbsp; Oh, Faye, we&#8217;ve missed you.&nbsp; But, like the phoenix of ancient Greece (which may have been her childhood pet), she has risen from the ashes.&nbsp; I missed the story about Faye getting extensions at New York&#8217;s posh&nbsp;Marie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3380","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3380","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3380"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3380\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3381,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3380\/revisions\/3381"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3380"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3380"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3380"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}