{"id":3382,"date":"2017-11-27T02:51:44","date_gmt":"2017-11-27T10:51:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=3382"},"modified":"2017-11-27T02:51:44","modified_gmt":"2017-11-27T10:51:44","slug":"hutchersons-dong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2017\/11\/27\/hutchersons-dong\/","title":{"rendered":"Hutcherson’s Dong"},"content":{"rendered":"

Our Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong> question comes from Neil <\/strong>in Chicago: “What is <\/em>Future Man<\/strong>?  And does Josh Hutcherson <\/strong>really have a gargantuan penis?  I can’t find this series on any network.  Is this a joke?  It’s gotta be, right?  Right?”<\/em><\/p>\n

Wrong – it is in fact a series on Hulu.  In it, Josh sports a penis roughly the size of a Louisville Slugger<\/em>.  If that’s a reference you don’t get, then picture a large eggplant, or two zucchinis…eh, just picture all of the ingredients of ratatouille.  To make matters more complicated, in episode twelve, he appears with himself.  Yes, two Josh Hutchersons.  I know what you’re thinking – ratatouille for everyone!  Except one of them has a more natural-looking appendage.  How much is real?  Josh says, “It’s a combination of me with camera lock-offs, and also a stunt double, and a lot of prosthetics as I’m sure you may have noticed.”  You can see it on BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Our Ask Billy question comes from Neil in Chicago: “What is Future Man?  And does Josh Hutcherson really have a gargantuan penis?  I can’t find this series on any network.  Is this a joke?  It’s gotta be, right?  Right?” Wrong – it is in fact a series on Hulu.  In it, Josh sports a penis roughly the size of a Louisville Slugger.  If that’s<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3382","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3382","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3382"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3382\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3383,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3382\/revisions\/3383"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3382"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3382"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3382"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}