And now, some good news \u2013 penis sizes are going up. Yes, according to a recent study, the penises are on the rise. What has caused this phenomenon is uncertain \u2013 as is the veracity of this report. There are so many holes to be filled, so to speak. How were the penii measured? Was it a self-reporting survey? Because if so, I don\u2019t buy any of it. Were the penii measured by the pollsters? Because if so, where do I apply for that job? While the polling method is unknown, we do know that when the study was done in 2016, the size of an average penis was 5.16 inches when erect. I don\u2019t know if this is a salient point, but it should be noted that these were UK penii. When the same research group did this recent survey, the average penis jumped to 6.1 inches. What could account for that increase of almost 24 millimeters? Maybe they just sent out hotter pollsters.<\/p>\n
We\u2019ve learned that the International Olympic Committee <\/em>placed the largest order of condoms in Olympic <\/em>history! Over 110K condoms were ordered, which means 37 condoms per athlete \u2013 which over a two-week period sounds about right to me. Spokesman Chung Geun-sik <\/strong>says he doesn\u2019t expect the athletes to use them all. \u201cMany will likely be taken home as souvenirs.\u201d That said, Olympic <\/em>officials predict that this will be the \u201cmost promiscuous group of athletes in Olympic <\/em>history\u201d. Apparently they forget that athletes in the first Olympics <\/em>in ancient Greece competed in the nude!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" And now, some good news \u2013 penis sizes are going up. Yes, according to a recent study, the penises are on the rise. What has caused this phenomenon is uncertain \u2013 as is the veracity of this report. There are so many holes to be filled, so to speak. How were the penii measured? Was<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3584","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3584","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3584"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3584\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3592,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3584\/revisions\/3592"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3584"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3584"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3584"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}