{"id":37079,"date":"2020-12-21T02:30:55","date_gmt":"2020-12-21T10:30:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=37079"},"modified":"2020-12-21T09:55:14","modified_gmt":"2020-12-21T17:55:14","slug":"machine-gun-in-a-cock-sock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2020\/12\/21\/machine-gun-in-a-cock-sock\/","title":{"rendered":"Machine Gun in a Cock Sock"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our last <strong><em>Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong> question of the year comes from <strong>Justin <\/strong>in Dallas.&nbsp; <em>\u201cWhat do you know about <strong>Machine Gun Kelly<\/strong>?&nbsp; He\u2019s so frickin\u2019 hot in those new photos.&nbsp; Is that all him filling out that sock?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Now I\u2019m the one with questions \u2013 starting with the sock.&nbsp; Turns out, MGK was sporting a cock sock on his nether regions while posing for <em>Spin<\/em> magazine in a see-through suit.&nbsp; \u2018Cause, you know, that\u2019s what the kids do.&nbsp; I know very little about him \u2013 except that he thinks he\u2019s gonna marry <strong>Megan Fox<\/strong>, while she ain\u2019t even following him on Instagram.&nbsp; Oh, the drama.&nbsp; I also have friends who were at the <em>Spin<\/em> photoshoot who tell me that the sock was snug.&nbsp; I\u2019ll run pics on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><strong><u>BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/a><br \/>\nWhen the sock doesn\u2019t fit, it\u2019s time to acquit yet another column.&nbsp; This one certainly had a little bit of everything \u2013 including a side of Budapest and Brussels that <strong>Rick Steves <\/strong>probably dreams of!&nbsp; You can get all that and more on <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/\">www.BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> \u2013 the site that will always leave you Hungary for more!&nbsp; If you\u2019d like some of my goulash, drop a note to <strong><a href=\"mailto:Billy@BillyMasters.com\">Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>, and I promise to get back to you before anyone inserts anything else into my body!&nbsp; So, until next time, remember, one man\u2019s filth is another man\u2019s bible.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our last Ask Billy question of the year comes from Justin in Dallas.&nbsp; \u201cWhat do you know about Machine Gun Kelly?&nbsp; He\u2019s so frickin\u2019 hot in those new photos.&nbsp; Is that all him filling out that sock?\u201d Now I\u2019m the one with questions \u2013 starting with the sock.&nbsp; Turns out, MGK was sporting a cock<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37079","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37079","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37079"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37079\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37121,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37079\/revisions\/37121"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37079"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37079"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37079"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}