{"id":3710,"date":"2018-03-12T04:05:32","date_gmt":"2018-03-12T11:05:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=3710"},"modified":"2018-03-12T04:05:32","modified_gmt":"2018-03-12T11:05:32","slug":"what-an-ass-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2018\/03\/12\/what-an-ass-2\/","title":{"rendered":"WHAT an ass!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

We have time for a very brief Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong> question.  Roger <\/strong>in Chicago asks, “Did you see Darren Criss<\/strong>\u2019 ass on <\/em>American Crime Story<\/strong>?  Isn\u2019t it perfect?  Tell me you saved it and will post it.”<\/em><\/p>\n

I saw, I saved, I posted \u2013 on BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n

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When I\u2019m quoting Julius Caesar <\/strong>(but not in the original Latin), it\u2019s definitely time to end yet another column.  Speaking of \u201cIn Memoriam\u201d, we have another death to report.  Billy Herrington <\/strong>was a HUGE porn star in the \u201890s.  For years he had struggled with various addictions.  About a year ago, he cleaned up his act and even just got his one-year chip.  Life was great and then, bam, killed in a car accident last week.  Rest in peace.  For the latest gossip, be sure to check out www.BillyMasters.com<\/a> <\/strong>– the site that doesn\u2019t have a \u201cno penis clause\u201d!  If you have a question, send it along to Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/b><\/a> and I promise to back to you before Mike Pence <\/strong>buys a ticket to see Kathy Griffin at the Kennedy<\/em> Center<\/em>!  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We have time for a very brief Ask Billy question.  Roger in Chicago asks, “Did you see Darren Criss\u2019 ass on American Crime Story?  Isn\u2019t it perfect?  Tell me you saved it and will post it.” I saw, I saved, I posted \u2013 on BillyMasters.com. When I\u2019m quoting Julius Caesar (but not in the original Latin), it\u2019s definitely time to end yet another column.  Speaking<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3710","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3710","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3710"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3710\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3711,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3710\/revisions\/3711"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3710"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3710"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3710"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}