{"id":3783,"date":"2018-04-08T22:13:44","date_gmt":"2018-04-09T05:13:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=3783"},"modified":"2018-04-08T22:13:44","modified_gmt":"2018-04-09T05:13:44","slug":"the-talented-mr-schmidt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2018\/04\/08\/the-talented-mr-schmidt\/","title":{"rendered":"The Talented Mr. Schmidt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In some cities, nude photos of a political candidate would be career suicide.&nbsp; But some cities ain\u2019t West Hollywood.&nbsp; Last week, a candidate for&nbsp;<em>WeHo City Council&nbsp;<\/em>confirmed that the photos of him&nbsp;<em>in flagrante delicto<\/em>&nbsp;and performing various sexual acts are real, in order to \u2013 wait for it \u2013 \u201crun an absolutely transparent campaign\u201d.&nbsp; I\u2019m all for transparency, but this is ridiculous!&nbsp; The candidate in question is&nbsp;<strong>Eric Jon Schmidt&nbsp;<\/strong>\u2013 and doesn\u2019t that sound like the name of somebody you\u2019d wanna see naked?&nbsp; He has a profile on&nbsp;<strong><em>DudesNude&nbsp;<\/em><\/strong>which includes 23 photos, described by one outlet as \u201csome solo and some featuring Schmidt with other men\u201d.&nbsp; And in case that wasn\u2019t enough (and when is it ever?), the profile also includes six videos of Schmidt having sex.&nbsp; I dunno about you, but I think a good sex video could really swing the election\u2026in West Hollywood.<\/p>\n<p>But don\u2019t give Schmidt all the credit &#8211; he didn\u2019t release the photos purposely.&nbsp; A \u201creporter\u201d (and these days, we use that term awfully loosely) contacted him and said, \u201cI know about the&nbsp;<em>DudesNude&nbsp;<\/em>profile and I\u2019m gonna run a story about it.\u201d&nbsp; Schmidt\u2019s response?&nbsp; \u201cI\u2019m not ashamed of it, so I wasn\u2019t going to lie about it.\u201d&nbsp; All so civilized.&nbsp; I think everyone will say it\u2019s no big deal, but let\u2019s see what happens on election day.&nbsp; I should mention that Schmidt happens to have a special skill \u2013 he can \u201cself suck\u201d.&nbsp; I would think that could sway some WeHo voters!&nbsp; For the rest of you, check him out on&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"filth\">BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In some cities, nude photos of a political candidate would be career suicide.&nbsp; But some cities ain\u2019t West Hollywood.&nbsp; Last week, a candidate for&nbsp;WeHo City Council&nbsp;confirmed that the photos of him&nbsp;in flagrante delicto&nbsp;and performing various sexual acts are real, in order to \u2013 wait for it \u2013 \u201crun an absolutely transparent campaign\u201d.&nbsp; I\u2019m all for<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3783","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3783","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3783"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3783\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3792,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3783\/revisions\/3792"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3783"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3783"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3783"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}