{"id":3822,"date":"2018-04-16T03:22:04","date_gmt":"2018-04-16T10:22:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=3822"},"modified":"2018-04-16T03:22:04","modified_gmt":"2018-04-16T10:22:04","slug":"tom-daleys-dick-slip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2018\/04\/16\/tom-daleys-dick-slip\/","title":{"rendered":"Tom Daley&#8217;s Dick Slip"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A case with far less merit is the one against&nbsp;<strong>Dustin Lance Black&nbsp;<\/strong>for shoplifting.&nbsp; My God \u2013 he wasn\u2019t content being&nbsp;<strong>Roman Polanski<\/strong>, he now has to become&nbsp;<strong>Bess Myerson<\/strong>!&nbsp; Allegedly, DLB was shopping at&nbsp;<em>Woolworths&nbsp;<\/em>in Australia \u2013 let that little tidbit sink in.&nbsp; A gay man.&nbsp; An Oscar winner.&nbsp; Shopping in a Woolworths.&nbsp; Now THAT\u2019S a crime!&nbsp; While he was browsing, he was being shadowed by store security.&nbsp; \u201cOMG!&nbsp; Was just stopped and accused of shoplifting @woolworths in the Gold Coast!&nbsp; Then out of countless folks with bags a search was demanded of mine.&nbsp; Thanks for the warm welcome to #AUSTRALIA @woolworths!&nbsp; Respect customers\u2019 privacy much?&nbsp; Shame.\u201d&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>We have time for a teensy weensy&nbsp;<strong><em>Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong>&nbsp;question.&nbsp;&nbsp;<strong>Justin&nbsp;<\/strong>in Chicago said,&nbsp;<em>\u201cIs it true that&nbsp;<strong>Tom Daley&nbsp;<\/strong>had a&nbsp;<\/em>dick slip&nbsp;<em>while diving?&nbsp; Tell me more \u2013 and show me the dick.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Well, it wouldn\u2019t be the first time his dick (or ass) featured prominently on&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"filth\">BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>.&nbsp; But it is true.&nbsp; The incident in question happened at the&nbsp;<em>Commonwealth Games&nbsp;<\/em>in Australia (site of that infamous Woolworths).&nbsp; When Tom hit the water after his dive, his penis slipped out of its pouch.&nbsp; And, yes, of course, we\u2019ll post it on our website.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A case with far less merit is the one against&nbsp;Dustin Lance Black&nbsp;for shoplifting.&nbsp; My God \u2013 he wasn\u2019t content being&nbsp;Roman Polanski, he now has to become&nbsp;Bess Myerson!&nbsp; Allegedly, DLB was shopping at&nbsp;Woolworths&nbsp;in Australia \u2013 let that little tidbit sink in.&nbsp; A gay man.&nbsp; An Oscar winner.&nbsp; Shopping in a Woolworths.&nbsp; Now THAT\u2019S a crime!&nbsp; While<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3822","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3822","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3822"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3822\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3823,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3822\/revisions\/3823"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3822"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3822"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3822"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}