{"id":3869,"date":"2018-05-06T13:38:16","date_gmt":"2018-05-06T20:38:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=3869"},"modified":"2018-05-06T13:38:16","modified_gmt":"2018-05-06T20:38:16","slug":"another-gay-marriage-ends","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2018\/05\/06\/another-gay-marriage-ends\/","title":{"rendered":"Another Gay Marriage Ends"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Marriage is kinda like eating at&nbsp;<em>Chipotle<\/em>.&nbsp; It seems like a good idea at the time, but shortly thereafter you may find yourself rushing for the bathroom.&nbsp; I\u2019m not opposed to marriage in general \u2013 or even gay marriage specifically.&nbsp; I think that this generation sees it as the natural progression of a relationship.&nbsp; But many gay people \u201cof a certain age\u201d never had the reality of marriage on the horizon.&nbsp; Once it became legal, loads of people took the plunge to be part of the movement.&nbsp; Alas, some movements race towards one\u2019s bowels.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Colton Haynes&nbsp;<\/strong>has one foot in that older group, and one in the younger generation.&nbsp; I guess one could say Colton straddles the age brackets \u2013 among other things.&nbsp; So I was not particularly surprised that he got engaged less than a year after coming out.&nbsp; That was as predictable as news that his \u201chappily ever after\u201d lasted roughly six months \u2013 which, to be fair, is longer than&nbsp;<strong>Kim Kardashian<\/strong>\u2019s first attempt.&nbsp; No official statement has been made, but Colton has unfollowed his hubby on&nbsp;<em>Instagram&nbsp;<\/em>and deleted all photos of them together from his social media \u2013 so that sounds official to me!&nbsp; As the&nbsp;<em>coup de grace<\/em>, Colton has recorded a song, because apparently now he\u2019s a chanteuse!&nbsp; This little ditty is called \u201cMan It Sucks\u201d.&nbsp; If the man sucks well, I don\u2019t see a problem.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Marriage is kinda like eating at&nbsp;Chipotle.&nbsp; It seems like a good idea at the time, but shortly thereafter you may find yourself rushing for the bathroom.&nbsp; I\u2019m not opposed to marriage in general \u2013 or even gay marriage specifically.&nbsp; I think that this generation sees it as the natural progression of a relationship.&nbsp; But many<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3869","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3869","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3869"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3869\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3878,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3869\/revisions\/3878"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3869"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3869"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3869"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}