{"id":3998,"date":"2018-06-18T04:49:37","date_gmt":"2018-06-18T11:49:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=3998"},"modified":"2018-06-18T04:49:37","modified_gmt":"2018-06-18T11:49:37","slug":"all-this-for-20-bucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2018\/06\/18\/all-this-for-20-bucks\/","title":{"rendered":"All This For 20 Bucks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>See if you can figure out why the following headline caught my eye.&nbsp; \u201cMan walked around&nbsp;<em>Target&nbsp;<\/em>exposing himself for $20\u201d.&nbsp; Hmmm, what could it be?&nbsp; This story comes to us courtesy of the&nbsp;<em>Ocala Star-Banner&nbsp;<\/em>\u2013 of course it happened in Florida!&nbsp; The man in question,&nbsp;<strong>Richard Kuhn<\/strong>, is barely a man.&nbsp; Why, he\u2019s only 21 years old \u2013 Kevin Spacey wouldn\u2019t look at him twice!&nbsp; But I can tell you, based on his mug shot, Kuhn is quite fetching\u2026and I\u2019ve trained quite a few fellas to fetch over the years\u2026but I digress.&nbsp; Kuhn was at the store with some friends when they said they\u2019d pay him $20 to \u201cwalk around the store with his genitals out\u201d \u2013 so clearly the recession has hit everyone.&nbsp; Reportedly, his penis was spotted in the home d\u00e9cor section, the women\u2019s clothing aisle, and the frozen food section, which I think speaks quite highly of the lad.&nbsp; The store got complaints from three different women \u2013 proving once again that women wouldn\u2019t know a good thing if it hit them in the face.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>See if you can figure out why the following headline caught my eye.&nbsp; \u201cMan walked around&nbsp;Target&nbsp;exposing himself for $20\u201d.&nbsp; Hmmm, what could it be?&nbsp; This story comes to us courtesy of the&nbsp;Ocala Star-Banner&nbsp;\u2013 of course it happened in Florida!&nbsp; The man in question,&nbsp;Richard Kuhn, is barely a man.&nbsp; Why, he\u2019s only 21 years old \u2013<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3998","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3998","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3998"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3998\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3999,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3998\/revisions\/3999"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3998"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3998"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3998"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}