{"id":4000,"date":"2018-06-18T04:51:59","date_gmt":"2018-06-18T11:51:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=4000"},"modified":"2018-06-18T04:51:59","modified_gmt":"2018-06-18T11:51:59","slug":"foxx-is-enormous","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2018\/06\/18\/foxx-is-enormous\/","title":{"rendered":"Foxx is ENORMOUS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That leads perfectly into our next story.&nbsp; A woman claims that after she refused to perform oral sex on him,&nbsp;<strong>Jamie Foxx&nbsp;<\/strong>slapped her in the face with his penis.&nbsp; So, clearly she was in the general penis vicinity.&nbsp; At the very least, she was penis adjacent!&nbsp; The incident allegedly happened in 2002 at a party in Las Vegas, and therein lies the problem.&nbsp; The woman never filed a police report.&nbsp; In fact, she never even talked about it until now.&nbsp; She claims to have been inspired by the #MeToo movement.&nbsp; You know who\u2019s not saying \u201cme too\u201d?&nbsp; Jamie Foxx.&nbsp; His lawyer says, \u201cJamie emphatically denies that this incident ever occurred, and he will be filing a report with the Las Vegas Police Department against the woman for filing a false police report against him.\u201d&nbsp; The Nevada police say they will not be investigating the case since the three-year statute of limitations has passed.&nbsp; What I got out of that is there\u2019s a three-year statute of limitations on penis slapping \u2013 information I\u2019ll file away for future reference.&nbsp; I don\u2019t know if there\u2019s a statute against showing you Jamie Foxx\u2019s penis, which is big enough to slap the bejesus out of you.&nbsp; Oh, yeah,&nbsp;<strong>Katie Holmes&nbsp;<\/strong>jumped out of the frying pan and onto a pogo stick, as you\u2019ll see on&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"filth\">BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That leads perfectly into our next story.&nbsp; A woman claims that after she refused to perform oral sex on him,&nbsp;Jamie Foxx&nbsp;slapped her in the face with his penis.&nbsp; So, clearly she was in the general penis vicinity.&nbsp; At the very least, she was penis adjacent!&nbsp; The incident allegedly happened in 2002 at a party in<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4000","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4000","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4000"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4000\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4001,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4000\/revisions\/4001"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4000"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4000"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4000"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}