{"id":40139,"date":"2021-01-10T23:26:17","date_gmt":"2021-01-11T07:26:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=40139"},"modified":"2021-01-10T23:47:27","modified_gmt":"2021-01-11T07:47:27","slug":"tanyas-gone-collins-writing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2021\/01\/10\/tanyas-gone-collins-writing\/","title":{"rendered":"Tanya&#8217;s Gone&#8230;AGAIN"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Speaking of dying, <strong>Tanya Roberts <\/strong>is dead.&nbsp; And, yes, this time it took.&nbsp; After I sent out my last column, a friend chastised me for not mentioning the death of the last lady to join TV\u2019s <strong><em>Charlie\u2019s Angels<\/em><\/strong> \u2013 to say nothing of <strong><em>Sheena<\/em><\/strong> (of the jungle, not of <strong>Easton<\/strong>).&nbsp; The next morning, I woke up to find her alive!&nbsp; As I said to <strong>Loni Anderson <\/strong>on <strong><em>Billy Masters LIVE<\/em><\/strong> last season: I read about that once before in a book\u2026and I didn\u2019t buy it then!&nbsp; Being a cynic, I thought it was a publicity stunt.&nbsp; Tanya\u2019s dead; then she\u2019s alive; then she writes a book; then she\u2019s on <strong><em>The View<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; No such luck.&nbsp; Rest in peace, Tanya.&nbsp; And let her death be a cautionary tale \u2013 pee before walking your dog.&nbsp; The more you know\u2026<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Joan Collins <\/strong>is poised to publish yet another memoir.&nbsp; <strong><em>Life AD<\/em><\/strong> stands for <strong><em>Life After Dynasty<\/em><\/strong> \u2013 although I anticipate many more \u201cAD\u201d jokes.&nbsp; Her publisher says \u201cthe 87-year-old actress\u2019s diary entries are unapologetic\u201d, and adds that she \u201cdoesn\u2019t care\u201d.&nbsp; I bet she cares that they\u2019re revealing she\u2019s 87.&nbsp; They also claim that Dame Joan\u2019s diaries are \u201cas scandalous as <strong>Andy Warhol<\/strong>\u2019s.\u201d&nbsp; In a recent interview, Collins described this pandemic as the worst thing she\u2019s ever lived through \u2013 including the <em>Bubonic Plague <\/em>(and there\u2019s your first \u201cAD\u201d joke).&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Speaking of dying, Tanya Roberts is dead.&nbsp; And, yes, this time it took.&nbsp; After I sent out my last column, a friend chastised me for not mentioning the death of the last lady to join TV\u2019s Charlie\u2019s Angels \u2013 to say nothing of Sheena (of the jungle, not of Easton).&nbsp; The next morning, I woke<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=40139"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40139\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":40143,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40139\/revisions\/40143"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=40139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=40139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=40139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}