{"id":4124,"date":"2018-07-30T00:43:43","date_gmt":"2018-07-30T07:43:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=4124"},"modified":"2018-07-30T00:43:43","modified_gmt":"2018-07-30T07:43:43","slug":"fayewatch-goes-gucci","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2018\/07\/30\/fayewatch-goes-gucci\/","title":{"rendered":"Fayewatch Goes Gucci"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Brace yourself for another installment of&nbsp;<strong><em>Fayewatch<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; You\u2019d think after back-to-back&nbsp;<strong><em>Oscar&nbsp;<\/em><\/strong>stints,&nbsp;<strong>Miss Dunaway&nbsp;<\/strong>would be\u2026well, done away with.&nbsp; But she\u2019s surfaced in a new&nbsp;<em>Gucci&nbsp;<\/em>campaign that perplexed one of my readers.&nbsp; \u201cIs this an actual ad or an&nbsp;<strong><em>SNL&nbsp;<\/em><\/strong>skit?\u201d&nbsp; Here\u2019s how Faye describes it: \u201cThe character is a busy, successful Hollywood mother who has a special relationship with her daughter, played by the lovely&nbsp;<strong>SoKo<\/strong>.\u201d&nbsp; If a \u201cspecial relationship\u201d means treating her daughter as an employee, then she\u2019s right on the money.&nbsp; It kicks off with the two of them sitting in a limo while Faye autographs some photos \u2013 a la&nbsp;<strong><em>Mommie Dearest<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; She is then waited on by a coterie of staff at&nbsp;<em>Gucci<\/em>, while the girl is ignored.&nbsp; Then the duo walk through a park with the girl making sure Faye doesn\u2019t fall.&nbsp; Back home, Faye puts her Gucci&nbsp;<em>Sylvie&nbsp;<\/em>handbag on the table as the girl looks on enviously.&nbsp; They sit by the pool with Dunaway in an enormous hat.&nbsp; Then while wearing a baseball cap, Faye attempts to hit a tennis ball over the net!&nbsp; Next, the girl is playing the piano as Faye pretends to care.&nbsp; Finally, Faye gives the girl a purse \u2013 while wearing a turban!&nbsp; Then the two hug gingerly.&nbsp; I particularly enjoyed watching Faye in a variety of hats and turbans which seem to have the hair attached.&nbsp; The way she shuffles along makes her appear to be a shrunken oldster reminiscent of Grandma Yetta on&nbsp;<strong><em>The Nanny<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; You can see this masterpiece&nbsp;on&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Brace yourself for another installment of&nbsp;Fayewatch.&nbsp; You\u2019d think after back-to-back&nbsp;Oscar&nbsp;stints,&nbsp;Miss Dunaway&nbsp;would be\u2026well, done away with.&nbsp; But she\u2019s surfaced in a new&nbsp;Gucci&nbsp;campaign that perplexed one of my readers.&nbsp; \u201cIs this an actual ad or an&nbsp;SNL&nbsp;skit?\u201d&nbsp; Here\u2019s how Faye describes it: \u201cThe character is a busy, successful Hollywood mother who has a special relationship with her daughter,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4124","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4124"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4124\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4125,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4124\/revisions\/4125"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}