{"id":4143,"date":"2018-08-06T00:31:03","date_gmt":"2018-08-06T07:31:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=4143"},"modified":"2018-08-06T09:59:31","modified_gmt":"2018-08-06T16:59:31","slug":"tyson-vs-kardashian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2018\/08\/06\/tyson-vs-kardashian\/","title":{"rendered":"Tyson vs. Kardashian"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There\u2019s a dispute a-brewin\u2019 between&nbsp;<strong>Kim Kardashian&nbsp;<\/strong>and&nbsp;<strong>Tyson Beckford<\/strong>.&nbsp; It all started when Beckford commented on a photo of Kim where one hip looks significantly larger than the other (I assumed it was sloppy&nbsp;<em>Photoshopping<\/em>).&nbsp; \u201cSorry I don\u2019t care for it personally.&nbsp; She is not real, doctor fucked up on her right hip.\u201d&nbsp; Kim wasted no time in clapping back (and from the looks of her derriere, she could cause a standing ovation): \u201cSis we all know why you don\u2019t care for it,\u201d with an emoji of a frog, a steaming cup of coffee (or, more likely, tea), and a nail being painted.&nbsp; Suddenly I feel SO old \u2013 I thought she was asking Tyson to get together for a manicure over coffee and frog legs!&nbsp; I guess \u201cSis\u201d should have clued me in that she was implying Tyson is gay \u2013 and apparently getting his nails done, drinking tea, and doing something unspeakable with a frog!&nbsp; Tyson responded, \u201cTrain 5-6 days a wk, weights Martial Arts and Firearms and I defend those who can\u2019t defend themselves!&nbsp; I support LGBTQ, even though I\u2019m not Gay.&nbsp; It\u2019s just the Human thing to do.\u201d&nbsp; Then&nbsp;<em>TMZ&nbsp;<\/em>caught up with matriarch&nbsp;<strong>Kris Jenner&nbsp;<\/strong>and asked what she thought.&nbsp; She amped up the ridiculous factor by saying, \u201cWho\u2019s Tyson?\u201d&nbsp; Like there\u2019s a Jenner\/Kardashian woman who is unaware of a hot black man within 100 feet!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There\u2019s a dispute a-brewin\u2019 between&nbsp;Kim Kardashian&nbsp;and&nbsp;Tyson Beckford.&nbsp; It all started when Beckford commented on a photo of Kim where one hip looks significantly larger than the other (I assumed it was sloppy&nbsp;Photoshopping).&nbsp; \u201cSorry I don\u2019t care for it personally.&nbsp; She is not real, doctor fucked up on her right hip.\u201d&nbsp; Kim wasted no time in<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4143","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4143","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4143"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4143\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4152,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4143\/revisions\/4152"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}