{"id":43176,"date":"2021-02-01T00:14:54","date_gmt":"2021-02-01T08:14:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=43176"},"modified":"2021-02-01T00:14:54","modified_gmt":"2021-02-01T08:14:54","slug":"covid-vaccine-shortage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2021\/02\/01\/covid-vaccine-shortage\/","title":{"rendered":"Covid Vaccine Shortage"},"content":{"rendered":"

“I am happy to report that today, I took my dear friend Jo Anne Worley
\n<\/strong>to get her first COVID-19 vaccination!  Not only that, several nurses and
\ndoctors recognized her and came over to the car to have a fan moment!”<\/em><\/span>  
\n\u2013 <\/em>A friend posted this on Facebook<\/em>.  Slowly but surely, some of our elder
\nentertainers are getting vaccinated.  So, who\u2019s bringing Betty White<\/strong>??<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Neither snow nor rain nor pandemic could keep me from the swift completion of my appointed rounds in Fort Lauderdale.  Yes, this week I am coming to you from the lovely Filth2Go Beach House<\/em>, which needed my attention.  Meanwhile back in Boston, Big Mama <\/strong>and Big Daddy <\/strong>are in a tizzy.  Although seniors over 75 can get their first vaccine shot, my parents are unable to secure an appointment.  Desperate as they may be, they are not desperate enough to go to either Gillette Stadium <\/em>or Fenway Park <\/em>\u2013 which, despite its name, does not have much parking.<\/p>\n

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I watched the Inauguration with my parents, and vividly recall when the camera focused on Bernie Sanders<\/strong>.  The anchor said, \u201cAnd there\u2019s Bernie Sanders \u2013 he looks\u2026\u201d and before the person could say \u201cwarm\u201d or \u201ccomfortable\u201d or \u201cbundled up\u201d, Big Mama Masters <\/strong>finished the sentence as only she could \u2013 \u201clike an asshole!\u201d  Yes, it\u2019s been two weeks, and we\u2019re still talking about Bernie\u2019s mittens.  Should you not be aware, the mittens \u2013 made of repurposed wool \u2013 were created by Jen Ellis<\/strong>, a second grade teacher in Essex Junction, Vermont.  She also happens to be a lesbian with a problem \u2013 she has over 12K orders for mittens that she is unable to fulfill.  Should you be thinking of sleeping with her to get bumped to the front of the line, think again.  Jen has a partner\u2026and a child.  And if there\u2019s one thing I know about lesbians, they aren\u2019t willing to cheat just to make a buck (as opposed to gay men, who will cheat to get a better parking spot).  I\u2019m pleased to report that Jen just partnered with the Vermont Teddy Bear Company <\/em>to meet the growing demand \u2013 and will donate a portion of the proceeds to charity.  Mittens for everyone!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“I am happy to report that today, I took my dear friend Jo Anne Worley to get her first COVID-19 vaccination!  Not only that, several nurses and doctors recognized her and came over to the car to have a fan moment!”   \u2013 A friend posted this on Facebook.  Slowly but surely, some of our elder<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-43176","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43176","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=43176"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43176\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":43185,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43176\/revisions\/43185"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=43176"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=43176"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=43176"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}