{"id":43188,"date":"2021-02-01T00:18:05","date_gmt":"2021-02-01T08:18:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=43188"},"modified":"2021-02-01T00:18:05","modified_gmt":"2021-02-01T08:18:05","slug":"foreign-tongues-wag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2021\/02\/01\/foreign-tongues-wag\/","title":{"rendered":"Foreign Tongues Wag"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As you know, your beloved <strong>Billy <\/strong>typically summers in Europe \u2013 frequently frolicking with various gay porn pups with a preponderance of Xs, Ks, and Vs in their names and nary a vowel in sight.&nbsp; I obviously stayed home last summer.&nbsp; I now fear that this year will be no better.&nbsp; Still, I was heartened to hear about an unidentified woman in Slovakia who detained a mugger at a gas station by giving him a blow job.&nbsp; It is unclear if she performed oral sex out of fear of being hurt, or if she simply fancied the guy.&nbsp; The woman \u2013 a hero by any standard \u2013 was offered a reward by onlookers.&nbsp; She just shrugged and said, \u201cI really don\u2019t care \u2013 do you?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As you know, your beloved Billy typically summers in Europe \u2013 frequently frolicking with various gay porn pups with a preponderance of Xs, Ks, and Vs in their names and nary a vowel in sight.&nbsp; I obviously stayed home last summer.&nbsp; I now fear that this year will be no better.&nbsp; Still, I was heartened<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-43188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=43188"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43188\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":43189,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43188\/revisions\/43189"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=43188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=43188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=43188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}