{"id":4328,"date":"2018-10-08T03:53:00","date_gmt":"2018-10-08T10:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=4328"},"modified":"2018-10-08T03:53:00","modified_gmt":"2018-10-08T10:53:00","slug":"qeiis-gay-footman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2018\/10\/08\/qeiis-gay-footman\/","title":{"rendered":"QEII&#8217;s Gay Footman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Britain\u2019s Royal Family is always good for some scandal.&nbsp; This week, we hear one of&nbsp;<strong>Queen Elizabeth<\/strong>\u2019s gay footmen has quit.&nbsp; First, I have no idea how many footmen QEII has \u2013 I mean, she\u2019s only got two feet!&nbsp; Be that as it may, the gay footman (as if there\u2019s only one gay footman) quit because he was told by the Royal Household management that he needed to \u201ctone down the gayness\u201d!&nbsp; Girl, he\u2019s the Queen\u2019s footman \u2013 it doesn\u2019t get gayer than that!&nbsp; As it happens,&nbsp;<strong>Ollie Roberts&nbsp;<\/strong>is not only the Queen\u2019s first openly gay footman, he was her personal footman.&nbsp; Apparently the 21-year-old Ollie is quite active on social media and has given interviews to lots of gay press.&nbsp; He was accused of \u201ccourting publicity\u201d and demoted to just being a regular footman \u2013 which is ultimately why he quit.&nbsp; Unless he was taking selfies with Lizzie\u2019s feet or wearing open-toed shoes, I say leave him be.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Britain\u2019s Royal Family is always good for some scandal.&nbsp; This week, we hear one of&nbsp;Queen Elizabeth\u2019s gay footmen has quit.&nbsp; First, I have no idea how many footmen QEII has \u2013 I mean, she\u2019s only got two feet!&nbsp; Be that as it may, the gay footman (as if there\u2019s only one gay footman) quit because<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4328","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4328","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4328"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4328\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4329,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4328\/revisions\/4329"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}