{"id":44590,"date":"2021-02-15T00:19:51","date_gmt":"2021-02-15T08:19:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=44590"},"modified":"2021-02-15T00:20:47","modified_gmt":"2021-02-15T08:20:47","slug":"susannes-intruder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2021\/02\/15\/susannes-intruder\/","title":{"rendered":"Susanne&#8217;s Intruder"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, I\u2019m another year older and, given the alternative, that\u2019s fine.&nbsp; I didn\u2019t purposely avoid mentioning my birthday \u2013 I simply forgot.&nbsp; During these Covid days, I have no concept of date or time.&nbsp; I thank you all for the messages, and I am grateful to be healthy.&nbsp; I\u2019m no spring chicken at 52.&nbsp; But as <strong>Sophia Petrillo <\/strong>said, every year without a headstone is a milestone.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Doing television during quarantine is tricky \u2013 anything can happen.&nbsp; I\u2019ve had my dog or a family member wander in during <strong><em>Billy Masters LIVE<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; But <strong>Suzanne Somers <\/strong>found herself in a different situation.&nbsp; She\u2019s sitting on her patio, dressed in black, wearing some kinda crazy hat and veil like she was going to a royal wedding (by the way, <strong>Meghan Markle <\/strong>is pregnant again). &nbsp;Somers was in the middle of giving a makeup tutorial and talking to dozens of fans on <em>Facebook Live<\/em>.&nbsp; All of a sudden, she hears a noise behind her.&nbsp; Could it be a coyote, an antelope, <strong>Joyce DeWitt<\/strong>?&nbsp; Somers asked if someone was there.&nbsp; A male voice responded, \u201cI\u2019m here\u201d.&nbsp; Suzanne then inexplicably said, \u201cCome here\u201d \u2013 like she was introducing her first guest.&nbsp; In stumbles a fan who is described as \u201cnearly naked\u201d.&nbsp; In actual fact, <strong>Aaron Carpenter <\/strong>was wearing underwear or a swimsuit.&nbsp; He said ghosts were following him \u2013 although on repeated listening, he may very well have said \u201cgoats\u201d.&nbsp; He brought Suzanne a gift \u2013 a special mug.&nbsp; She declined, saying, \u201cI don\u2019t want anything\u201d.&nbsp; The guy and his mug left peacefully.&nbsp; He was later interrogated by the police, and let go with a warning.&nbsp; Somewhere, <strong>Priscilla Barnes <\/strong>is asking law enforcement to give Aaron her address.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, I\u2019m another year older and, given the alternative, that\u2019s fine.&nbsp; I didn\u2019t purposely avoid mentioning my birthday \u2013 I simply forgot.&nbsp; During these Covid days, I have no concept of date or time.&nbsp; I thank you all for the messages, and I am grateful to be healthy.&nbsp; I\u2019m no spring chicken at 52.&nbsp; But<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-44590","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44590","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44590"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44590\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44603,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44590\/revisions\/44603"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44590"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44590"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44590"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}