{"id":4474,"date":"2018-11-25T22:24:00","date_gmt":"2018-11-26T06:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=4474"},"modified":"2018-11-25T22:24:00","modified_gmt":"2018-11-26T06:24:00","slug":"chaka-khan-floats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2018\/11\/25\/chaka-khan-floats\/","title":{"rendered":"Chaka Khan Floats"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Speaking of things in a bowl, we hear that&nbsp;<strong>Chaka Khan&nbsp;<\/strong>will be the Grand Marshal for the&nbsp;<strong><em>Rose Bowl Parade<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; She\u2019s even going to be on the float!&nbsp; Of course, I suspect it\u2019ll be hard to tell where the dress ends and the float begins.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>When everything\u2019s coming up Chaka, it\u2019s time to end another column.&nbsp; Before we hit New Year\u2019s, we\u2019ve got scads of celebrating to do at&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"filth\">www.BillyMasters.com<\/a>&nbsp;<\/strong>&#8211; the site that can stuff more than just your stocking.&nbsp; Send your questions to&nbsp;<b><a href=\"mailto:Billy@BillyMasters.com\">Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/b>, and I promise to get back to you before de Havilland says, \u201cLet them eat cake!\u201d&nbsp; Until next time, remember, one man&#8217;s filth is another man&#8217;s bible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Speaking of things in a bowl, we hear that&nbsp;Chaka Khan&nbsp;will be the Grand Marshal for the&nbsp;Rose Bowl Parade.&nbsp; She\u2019s even going to be on the float!&nbsp; Of course, I suspect it\u2019ll be hard to tell where the dress ends and the float begins. When everything\u2019s coming up Chaka, it\u2019s time to end another column.&nbsp; Before<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4474","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4474","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4474"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4474\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4475,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4474\/revisions\/4475"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}