{"id":46024,"date":"2021-03-01T02:07:11","date_gmt":"2021-03-01T10:07:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=46024"},"modified":"2021-03-01T02:07:11","modified_gmt":"2021-03-01T10:07:11","slug":"lady-gagas-dog-drama","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2021\/03\/01\/lady-gagas-dog-drama\/","title":{"rendered":"Lady Gaga&#8217;s Dog Drama"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When does \u201cno questions asked\u201d not mean \u201cno questions asked\u201d?&nbsp; When it\u2019s about <strong>Lady Gaga<\/strong>\u2019s dogs.&nbsp; I really hate to think that there\u2019s someone out there who hasn\u2019t been following this story.&nbsp; But, because I specialize in full service, let me fill you in.&nbsp; Last Wednesday, Lady Gaga\u2019s Hollywood dog walker <strong>Ryan Fischer <\/strong>was out walking her three French Bulldogs \u2013 <strong>Koji<\/strong>, <strong>Gustav<\/strong>, and <strong>Asia<\/strong>\u2026and may I pause for a moment to note that none of those names sounds even remotely French.&nbsp; During their walk, two Black men wearing hoodies jumped out of a white Nissan <em>Altima<\/em>.&nbsp; One of the assailants shot him in the chest, while the other made off with the three dogs.&nbsp; But, not so fast\u2026Miss Asia proved to be too much of a handful, so she escaped unharmed and stayed with Ryan.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, Lady Gaga was in Italy.&nbsp; Since this all happened at 10PM Pacific, it was about 7AM the next morning in Italy.&nbsp; And Gaga was devastated \u2013 not so devastated that she didn\u2019t show up to work on the film <strong><em>Gucci<\/em><\/strong>\u2026\u2018cause, a gig\u2019s a gig.&nbsp; She promptly offered a $500K reward for the safe return of her little babies \u2013 \u201cNo questions asked\u201d.&nbsp; She added, \u201cI continue to love you Ryan Fischer, you risked your life to fight for our family.&nbsp; You\u2019re forever a hero.\u201d&nbsp; BTW, Ryan is expected to make a full recovery.&nbsp; But, wait, there\u2019s more!&nbsp; Within 48 hours, a woman came forward\u2026with the two dogs!&nbsp; Allegedly, she found them tied to a pole.&nbsp; But, you know, \u201cNo questions asked\u201d means she wants her reward.&nbsp; While police say she doesn\u2019t appear to have been involved, this whole incident sounds eerily like a storyline on <strong><em>The Nanny<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; They solved that case because of an ice cream truck playing <strong>Barbra Streisand <\/strong>songs.&nbsp; In this instance, I say that the woman should get the reward.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When does \u201cno questions asked\u201d not mean \u201cno questions asked\u201d?&nbsp; When it\u2019s about Lady Gaga\u2019s dogs.&nbsp; I really hate to think that there\u2019s someone out there who hasn\u2019t been following this story.&nbsp; But, because I specialize in full service, let me fill you in.&nbsp; Last Wednesday, Lady Gaga\u2019s Hollywood dog walker Ryan Fischer was out<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46024","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46024","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46024"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46024\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46033,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46024\/revisions\/46033"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46024"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46024"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46024"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}