{"id":46038,"date":"2021-03-01T02:15:44","date_gmt":"2021-03-01T10:15:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=46038"},"modified":"2021-03-01T02:15:44","modified_gmt":"2021-03-01T10:15:44","slug":"jonathans-homemade-foam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2021\/03\/01\/jonathans-homemade-foam\/","title":{"rendered":"Jonathan&#8217;s Homemade Foam"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In our brief <strong><em>Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong> question, <strong>Howie <\/strong>in Dallas asks, \u201c<em>I heard that <strong>Jonathan Bennett <\/strong>accidentally showed his penis online and then had the pic pulled.&nbsp; Can you track it down?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I can, and I did.&nbsp; Here\u2019s the story.&nbsp; One morning, Jonathan posted a photo by his pool.&nbsp; He was reclining on a chaise, and showed his clear espresso glass with the caption \u201cGood morning\u201d.&nbsp; The problem is, a clear glass with dark liquid reflects whatever is facing it \u2013 especially if that item is large enough to be the center of a sundial!&nbsp; And, that\u2019s how we got to see Bennett\u2019s breakfast banger.&nbsp; Whether it was fluffed for the purpose of this photo or if it\u2019s naturally thick and juicy at roughly 10AM, you\u2019ll have to decide for yourself on <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/\">BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In our brief Ask Billy question, Howie in Dallas asks, \u201cI heard that Jonathan Bennett accidentally showed his penis online and then had the pic pulled.&nbsp; Can you track it down?\u201d I can, and I did.&nbsp; Here\u2019s the story.&nbsp; One morning, Jonathan posted a photo by his pool.&nbsp; He was reclining on a chaise, and<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46038","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46038","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46038"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46038\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46039,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46038\/revisions\/46039"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46038"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46038"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46038"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}