{"id":4698,"date":"2019-02-04T03:53:24","date_gmt":"2019-02-04T11:53:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=4698"},"modified":"2019-02-04T03:53:24","modified_gmt":"2019-02-04T11:53:24","slug":"and-then-there-was-one-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2019\/02\/04\/and-then-there-was-one-2\/","title":{"rendered":"And Then There Was One"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don\u2019t regularly watch&nbsp;<strong><em>Flipping Out<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; In fact, I try to avoid it.&nbsp; So, I didn\u2019t realize&nbsp;<strong>Jeff&nbsp;<\/strong>and&nbsp;<strong>Gage&nbsp;<\/strong>were not married \u2013 but who cares?&nbsp; If straights can have kids out of wedlock and be sued by their surrogates, why not gays?&nbsp; I found out the couple wasn\u2019t married because Jeff announced that Gage had moved out last week.&nbsp; He says that for most of the past year, Gage had been in a separate bedroom and the two have primarily been friends with benefits \u2013 the benefit, if you ask me, is that you get your own room!&nbsp; I don\u2019t have a dog in this fight (no offense), but I\u2019d like to make one general observation: one doesn\u2019t marry a Gage.&nbsp; One has meaningless sex with a Gage.&nbsp; Hot, meaningless, nasty sex.&nbsp; I once slept with someone named&nbsp;<strong>Brick<\/strong>.&nbsp; I can\u2019t swear that was his real name \u2013 I never checked his papers.&nbsp; The Gages and Bricks of the world are the guys you fool around with in the bathroom while your boyfriend is waiting at the table in the restaurant.&nbsp; You want a drama-free life?&nbsp; Marry someone with a name out of the&nbsp;<em>Bible<\/em>.&nbsp; Except&nbsp;<strong>Lazarus&nbsp;<\/strong>\u2013 every time you think you\u2019re done, he\u2019ll spring back to life and you\u2019ll never get any sleep.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don\u2019t regularly watch&nbsp;Flipping Out.&nbsp; In fact, I try to avoid it.&nbsp; So, I didn\u2019t realize&nbsp;Jeff&nbsp;and&nbsp;Gage&nbsp;were not married \u2013 but who cares?&nbsp; If straights can have kids out of wedlock and be sued by their surrogates, why not gays?&nbsp; I found out the couple wasn\u2019t married because Jeff announced that Gage had moved out last<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4698","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4698","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4698"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4698\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4699,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4698\/revisions\/4699"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4698"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4698"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4698"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}