{"id":4718,"date":"2019-02-11T07:10:39","date_gmt":"2019-02-11T15:10:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=4718"},"modified":"2019-02-11T07:10:39","modified_gmt":"2019-02-11T15:10:39","slug":"jake-sedales-bangs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2019\/02\/11\/jake-sedales-bangs\/","title":{"rendered":"Jake & Sedale’s Bangs"},"content":{"rendered":"

Our Ask Billy<\/strong> question comes from Wade <\/strong>in Fort Lauderdale: \u201cWhen is this new movie with Jake Gyllenhaal <\/strong>coming out?  I keep seeing previews for it and Jake\u2019s naked.  But I don\u2019t see it playing anywhere.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

It\u2019s already out \u2013 on Netflix<\/em>.  Since the film is about the art world, one review was titled, \u201cJake Gyllenhaal\u2019s Naked Body is the Greatest Work of Art in Velvet Buzzsaw<\/em><\/strong>\u201d.  And I concur \u2013 except for Jake\u2019s unfortunate bangs.  Yes, there is a good amount of nudity.  Although he isn\u2019t actually full frontal, he is certainly full backal.  And he\u2019s in good company.  One of his love interests is played by retired basketball player Sedale Threatt Jr<\/strong>.  Yes, he\u2019s a he \u2013 and a mighty hot he who gives at least a hint of everything\u2026as you\u2019ll see on BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n

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When Pecker has a peck of prick pics to publish in public, it\u2019s time to end yet another column.  Well, it\u2019s finally here.  50.  And as I celebrate being half a century old, I am reminded of something my pal Belinda Carlisle <\/strong>said when she turned 50.  She talked about wanting to retire from The Go-Go\u2019s<\/em><\/strong>.  \u201cI know I don\u2019t want to be doing it when I\u2019m in my mid-fifties.  I\u2019d like to end it on a high note, with a little dignity.\u201d  So who knows how much longer I\u2019ll be writing \u2013 although I hasten to add that Babe performed with The Go-Go\u2019s <\/em>this past summer on the eve of her 60th<\/sup> birthday.  So, perhaps I ain\u2019t going anywhere.  But, for the time being, you can grab some sizzling hot dish on www.BillyMasters.com<\/a> <\/strong>– the site that doesn\u2019t look its age.  If you have a question, send an e-mail to Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/b>, and I promise to get back to you before I eat my weight in Churro Donuts<\/em>!  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Our Ask Billy question comes from Wade in Fort Lauderdale: \u201cWhen is this new movie with Jake Gyllenhaal coming out?  I keep seeing previews for it and Jake\u2019s naked.  But I don\u2019t see it playing anywhere.\u201d It\u2019s already out \u2013 on Netflix.  Since the film is about the art world, one review was titled, \u201cJake Gyllenhaal\u2019s Naked Body is the Greatest Work of<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4718","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4718","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4718"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4718\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4719,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4718\/revisions\/4719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4718"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4718"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4718"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}