{"id":4759,"date":"2019-02-25T04:07:54","date_gmt":"2019-02-25T12:07:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=4759"},"modified":"2019-02-25T04:08:06","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T12:08:06","slug":"inside-the-anchors-anus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2019\/02\/25\/inside-the-anchors-anus\/","title":{"rendered":"Inside The Anchor&#8217;s Anus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After Jussie\u2019s \u201cattack\u201d, there was some speculation that it was a drug or sexual hookup gone wrong (and after seeing those pics of the Nigerian brothers on&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"filth\">BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>, I can picture that).&nbsp; But there is a case in the news which is a gay hookup and a drug situation gone wrong.&nbsp; This is regarding KTLA\u2019s&nbsp;<strong>Chris Burrous<\/strong>.&nbsp; At the end of last year, the anchor was found unresponsive in a Glendale motel.&nbsp; Turns out, the married father had hooked up with a guy through&nbsp;<em>Grindr&nbsp;<\/em>(they\u2019d played together before) and met at the motel.&nbsp; Allegedly, Burrous got there first, set up the room with what is called \u201cDJ-style lighting\u201d, and had S&amp;M toys \u2013 including a leather mask he was wearing.&nbsp; Otherwise, he was nude when his playmate arrived.&nbsp; Reportedly, the 43-year-old newsman had inserted a rock of crystal meth in his ass, gave his partner some GHB, and was using poppers.&nbsp; Later, he inserted a second rock you-know-where.&nbsp; Then\u2026well, let\u2019s just say his paramour turned him into a human puppet.&nbsp; Unbeknownst to the partner, Burrows had at some point vomited in his mask, and you know what that means \u2013 no refund.&nbsp; Let this be a lesson for you\u2026when you\u2019re gonna do a&nbsp;<strong><em>Kukla, Fran and Ollie<\/em><\/strong>&nbsp;impersonation, have 911 on speed dial!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After Jussie\u2019s \u201cattack\u201d, there was some speculation that it was a drug or sexual hookup gone wrong (and after seeing those pics of the Nigerian brothers on&nbsp;BillyMasters.com, I can picture that).&nbsp; But there is a case in the news which is a gay hookup and a drug situation gone wrong.&nbsp; This is regarding KTLA\u2019s&nbsp;Chris Burrous.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4759","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4759","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4759"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4759\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4760,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4759\/revisions\/4760"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}