{"id":4778,"date":"2019-03-04T03:00:17","date_gmt":"2019-03-04T11:00:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=4778"},"modified":"2019-03-04T03:00:17","modified_gmt":"2019-03-04T11:00:17","slug":"mirren-wants-some-mamoas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2019\/03\/04\/mirren-wants-some-mamoas\/","title":{"rendered":"Mirren Wants Some Mamoas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lots of people were drooling over&nbsp;<strong>Jason Momoa&nbsp;<\/strong>at the&nbsp;<em>Oscars&nbsp;<\/em>\u2013 including the positively lactating&nbsp;<strong>Dame Helen Mirren<\/strong>.&nbsp; And you know what would go well with some powdered milk?&nbsp;&nbsp;<strong><em>Girl Scout&nbsp;<\/em><\/strong>cookies.&nbsp; And this gave little&nbsp;<strong>Charlotte Holmberg&nbsp;<\/strong>from Colorado an idea.&nbsp; The ingenious&nbsp;<em>ing\u00e9nue&nbsp;<\/em>did a bit of Photoshopping and turned her beloved&nbsp;<em>Samoas<\/em>&nbsp;into&nbsp;<em>Momoas&nbsp;<\/em>adorned with Jason\u2019s shirtless torso.&nbsp; Suddenly, her cookies were selling like hot cakes\u2026which I realize is a mixed metaphor, but that\u2019s how it goes sometimes.&nbsp; Her best customers were other girls in her class \u2013 who likely have posters of unicorns adorning their bedroom walls.&nbsp; When asked about the situation, Jason said, \u201cI love Girl Scout cookies.&nbsp; I was, like, waiting to get some free ones.&nbsp; I\u2019d love some.\u201d&nbsp; He better get them quickly.&nbsp; A spokesperson for the Scouts backpedaled and said not many were sold and packaging was confined to a \u201climited number\u2026for friends and family.\u201d&nbsp; Yeah, right.&nbsp; For legal reasons, I\u2019m sure.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lots of people were drooling over&nbsp;Jason Momoa&nbsp;at the&nbsp;Oscars&nbsp;\u2013 including the positively lactating&nbsp;Dame Helen Mirren.&nbsp; And you know what would go well with some powdered milk?&nbsp;&nbsp;Girl Scout&nbsp;cookies.&nbsp; And this gave little&nbsp;Charlotte Holmberg&nbsp;from Colorado an idea.&nbsp; The ingenious&nbsp;ing\u00e9nue&nbsp;did a bit of Photoshopping and turned her beloved&nbsp;Samoas&nbsp;into&nbsp;Momoas&nbsp;adorned with Jason\u2019s shirtless torso.&nbsp; Suddenly, her cookies were selling like hot<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4778","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4778","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4778"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4778\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4779,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4778\/revisions\/4779"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4778"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4778"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4778"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}