{"id":4922,"date":"2019-04-22T02:27:40","date_gmt":"2019-04-22T09:27:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=4922"},"modified":"2019-04-22T02:27:40","modified_gmt":"2019-04-22T09:27:40","slug":"coachella-gets-schocked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2019\/04\/22\/coachella-gets-schocked\/","title":{"rendered":"Coachella Gets Schocked"},"content":{"rendered":"

Once again, everyone is talking about disgraced former Representative Aaron Schock<\/strong>.  Despite all outward appearances, Schock has never once said he\u2019s gay.  In fact, while in office he supported several pieces of anti-gay legislation.  But politics is a complicated business and to have any power, you say what your constituents want to hear.  For instance, I know my fans want to hear me call out Schock for being a closet queen, but I won\u2019t do it \u2013 no siree.  There\u2019s always a chance he actually believes what he says.  Plus, there are gays who support Trump <\/strong>and are Republicans \u2013 so, what can I say about them?  Not much\u2026unless they\u2019re hot.<\/p>\n

But, back to the item at hand.  Schock was photographed at Coachella <\/em><\/strong>in a group of five hot shirtless guys who have been described as \u201cA-List Gays\u201d, which sounds like a terrible show.  Two of the buffer bods belonged to openly gay WeHo trainer Keith Anthony <\/strong>and his boyfriend Tyler Tixier<\/strong>.  Does this mean they\u2019re all friends?  Or do hot gay shirtless guys with single-digit body fat somehow find each other like homing pigeons\u2026or bats?  Then a video was leaked which allegedly shows Schock dancing with and kissing another shirtless guy.  And, wait a minute \u2013 did Schock\u2019s hands disappear into his partner\u2019s pants?  I think it did.  I don\u2019t know who the other guy is.  To be honest, from the poor lighting and awkward angle, I wouldn\u2019t bet my life on the first guy being Schock.  What I can do is post the video (and the photos) on BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> and you can decide for yourself.<\/p>\n

I would hope it\u2019s abundantly clear that I am no expert on Coachella<\/em>.  The last time I was in Palm Springs was for Carol Channing<\/strong>\u2019s memorial service, and I was one of the youngest people there.  At Coachella<\/em>, I\u2019d likely be one of the oldest.  You can keep the hip crowd.  I prefer the hip-replacement crowd \u2013 they can\u2019t run as fast!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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