{"id":52172,"date":"2021-04-11T21:24:08","date_gmt":"2021-04-12T04:24:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=52172"},"modified":"2021-04-11T21:24:08","modified_gmt":"2021-04-12T04:24:08","slug":"pickles-maye-in-florida","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2021\/04\/11\/pickles-maye-in-florida\/","title":{"rendered":"Pickles &#038; Maye in Florida"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Greetings from Florida \u2013 or, as I like to call it, <em>Ground Zero<\/em>.&nbsp; I understand that people have pent-up energy from social distancing, but one man found a creative form of companionship.&nbsp; The headline is what caught my eye \u2013 \u201cFlorida Man Caught Pleasuring Himself with Produce\u201d.&nbsp; Police in Tampa were called to a townhouse where a man was found lying outside unconscious after \u201cusing a pickle to penetrate his rectum while he was masturbating\u201d.&nbsp; So many questions.&nbsp; First up, he was found at 4PM \u2013 why, it wasn\u2019t even happy hour!&nbsp; I also noted that the pickle wasn\u2019t even taken into evidence.&nbsp; And, what is the man\u2019s religion?&nbsp; If he\u2019s Jewish, perhaps he used kosher dill!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Only something mighty special (or a few <em>Fireball <\/em>shots) would get me to enter the belly of the beast.&nbsp; The mighty special event was the 93<sup>rd<\/sup> birthday of the marvelous <strong>Marilyn Maye<\/strong>.&nbsp; Her sold-out run at the <em>Wick Theatre <\/em>in Boca Raton was such a success, they had to add shows.&nbsp; Auntie Marilyn \u2013 especially when accompanied by <strong>Billy Stritch <\/strong>\u2013 never disappoints.&nbsp; In fact, I think she\u2019s in better voice now than ever.&nbsp; <strong>Mo Rocca <\/strong>was there to capture the event for <em>CBS<\/em>, and Marilyn was <em>f\u00eated <\/em>by such luminaries as the <strong>Countess Luann<\/strong>, attorney <strong>Mark Sendroff<\/strong>, director <strong>Richard Jay-Alexander<\/strong>, <strong>Randy Roberts <\/strong>and <strong>Varla Jean Merman<\/strong>, and oodles of others.&nbsp; Photos and videos can be found on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><strong><u>BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Greetings from Florida \u2013 or, as I like to call it, Ground Zero.&nbsp; I understand that people have pent-up energy from social distancing, but one man found a creative form of companionship.&nbsp; The headline is what caught my eye \u2013 \u201cFlorida Man Caught Pleasuring Himself with Produce\u201d.&nbsp; Police in Tampa were called to a townhouse<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-52172","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52172","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=52172"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52172\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52181,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52172\/revisions\/52181"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=52172"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=52172"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=52172"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}