{"id":5430,"date":"2019-10-14T03:47:19","date_gmt":"2019-10-14T10:47:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=5430"},"modified":"2019-10-14T03:47:19","modified_gmt":"2019-10-14T10:47:19","slug":"bandaged-bachelor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2019\/10\/14\/bandaged-bachelor\/","title":{"rendered":"Bandaged Bachelor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And now, onto the important stuff \u2013 BACHELOR DOWN!&nbsp; Pilot&nbsp;<strong>Peter Weber&nbsp;<\/strong>(the one who did it with&nbsp;<strong>Hannah&nbsp;<\/strong>in a windmill\u2026twice) was in the midst of filming&nbsp;<strong><em>The Bachelor<\/em><\/strong>&nbsp;in Costa Rica when he tripped carrying some glasses, hit the ground, and smashed his face on the shards.&nbsp; OUCH!&nbsp; We hear he required 21 stitches.&nbsp;&nbsp;<strong>Chris Harrison&nbsp;<\/strong>took to social media to allay our fears: \u201cHe\u2019s 100% OK and production is already back underway.&nbsp; He\u2019s still the dashing, handsome pilot we\u2019ve all dreamed of.\u201d&nbsp; Hey, Chris, are you trying to tell us something?&nbsp; I mean, if you\u2019re dreaming of Peter, just take him to one of those&nbsp;<em>Fantasy Suites<\/em>.&nbsp; Or a windmill.<\/p>\n<p>In one of the most tragic endeavors I\u2019ve ever heard of, get ready for&nbsp;<strong><em>The Bachelor: Live on Stage<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; The franchise is hitting the road in an attempt to bring the magic of romance, exotic locales, and sexually transmitted diseases to civilians in the hinterlands.&nbsp; Hosted by perpetually single contestant&nbsp;<strong>Ben Higgins<\/strong>, this live show promises to disclose backstage dish about the franchise and feature cameos by former contestants (schedules permitting).&nbsp; For the&nbsp;<em>coup de gr\u00e2ce<\/em>, one hometown Bachelor will be paraded about in hopes of snagging one lucky lady \u2013 and possibly give her a present that will last a lifetime.&nbsp; I suggest taking Valtrex a week before the show, just in case.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And now, onto the important stuff \u2013 BACHELOR DOWN!&nbsp; Pilot&nbsp;Peter Weber&nbsp;(the one who did it with&nbsp;Hannah&nbsp;in a windmill\u2026twice) was in the midst of filming&nbsp;The Bachelor&nbsp;in Costa Rica when he tripped carrying some glasses, hit the ground, and smashed his face on the shards.&nbsp; OUCH!&nbsp; We hear he required 21 stitches.&nbsp;&nbsp;Chris Harrison&nbsp;took to social media to<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5430","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5430","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5430"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5430\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5431,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5430\/revisions\/5431"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5430"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5430"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5430"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}