{"id":545,"date":"2015-01-05T07:42:10","date_gmt":"2015-01-05T07:42:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=545"},"modified":"2015-01-15T00:26:17","modified_gmt":"2015-01-15T08:26:17","slug":"stalking-grandpa-geffen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2015\/01\/05\/stalking-grandpa-geffen\/","title":{"rendered":"Stalking Grandpa Geffen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are headlines everywhere quoting <strong>David Geffen <\/strong>as saying, &#8220;My 20-year-old football player ex-boyfriend is stalking me.&#8221;\u00a0 Let&#8217;s dissect this.\u00a0 First, when was David Geffen born?\u00a0 Sometime in the <em>Paleozoic Age<\/em>, I think (but only carbon dating could tell us for sure).\u00a0 And if the tyke at 20 years old is an ex, how old was he when he was dating Geffen?\u00a0 Clues come from the actual story.\u00a0 The boyfriend, <strong>Jamie Kuntz<\/strong>, is a former <em>North Dakota State College of Science <\/em>student.\u00a0 Way back in 2012, he was spotted kissing Geffen in the press box at the stadium.\u00a0 When he was asked who the guy was, Kuntz said (and I quote), &#8220;He&#8217;s my grandfather.&#8221;\u00a0 I know you all think I am an ageist pain in the ass, but can I just say one thing?\u00a0 If someone you are dating is able to convince anyone that you are their grandparent, you&#8217;re TOO OLD to be dating them!\u00a0 Frankly, I didn&#8217;t read any further to see how Grandpa Geffen claims he is being stalked.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are headlines everywhere quoting David Geffen as saying, &#8220;My 20-year-old football player ex-boyfriend is stalking me.&#8221;\u00a0 Let&#8217;s dissect this.\u00a0 First, when was David Geffen born?\u00a0 Sometime in the Paleozoic Age, I think (but only carbon dating could tell us for sure).\u00a0 And if the tyke at 20 years old is an ex, how old<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-545","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/545","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=545"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/545\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":625,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/545\/revisions\/625"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=545"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=545"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=545"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}